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[piecewise]

Oh yeah, thought you meant a living weasel.  That's less complicated.



Larry looks at the tool like he had never seen one before.  Hmmm...


Give him a good few run-overs with the tool, starting at each limb and going toward the center.  Legs first.  Then jab him in the gut a few times for extra screaming.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

Larry runs the roller over Xen's limbs and then jams it in his stomach a few times. This draws plenty of blood and screaming, but isn't very effective at killing him. Xen just keeps screaming and swearing and biting at the air as blood hemorrhages from his belly and perforated limbs.

[Toaster]

Larry postures for the crowd.  "Want more blood or this over with?"

[darkpaladin109]

MORE BLOOD
AND GUTS
MORE BLOOD AND GUTS
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD AND ALL THAT

[Hapah]

"Just finish it!"

[darkpaladin109]

"Just finish it!"

LYNCH THE HERETIC
USE 4 DD TO BUY AS MANY BOTTLES OF BEER AS I CAN, THEN DRINK ALL OF IT AND THROW THE EMPTY BOTTLES AT THE HERETIC

[syvarris]

"Just kill him.  This is boring!"

[Scotsmen]

"Just kill him.  This is boring!"

"Yeh, this is just senseless torture. I prefer t'see a real fight."

[Radio Controlled]

"Just kill him.  This is boring!"

"Yeh, this is just senseless torture. I prefer t'see a real fight."

"Indeed. Hey announcer, why don't you free Xen, so he can at least go down in combat rather than be cut up like a dog."

[Toaster]

"Right!"

Finish him off, via repeated strikes in the neck.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

[Hapah]

"Yeh, this is just senseless torture. I prefer t'see a real fight."

"Indeed. Hey announcer, why don't you free Xen, so he can at least go down in combat rather than be cut up like a dog."

"Just kill him.  This is boring!"

Spend DD to buy these three kindred spirits a beer.

[Xantalos]

Use neck dexterity to dodge strikes!

[swordsmith04]

"Just kill him.  This is boring!"

"Yeh, this is just senseless torture. I prefer t'see a real fight."

"Indeed. Hey announcer, why don't you free Xen, so he can at least go down in combat rather than be cut up like a dog."

"Yes, do that! It'd be much more entertaining."

[Xantalos]

"Just kill him.  This is boring!"

"Yeh, this is just senseless torture. I prefer t'see a real fight."

"Indeed. Hey announcer, why don't you free Xen, so he can at least go down in combat rather than be cut up like a dog."

"Yes, do that! It'd be much more entertaining."

YES

[smurfingtonthethird]

Am I a weasel yet?

[Radio Controlled]

"Yeh, this is just senseless torture. I prefer t'see a real fight."

"Indeed. Hey announcer, why don't you free Xen, so he can at least go down in combat rather than be cut up like a dog."

"Just kill him.  This is boring!"

Spend DD to buy these three kindred spirits a beer.

"How kind of you, noble stranger. Say, will you not come sit with our little group? We're all having a blast down here."

Ernie raises the beer he got.
"Gentlemen, here's to a fine day of sports!"