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Author Topic: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Get in here and vote on some Murder.  (Read 308175 times)

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #465 on: April 18, 2014, 09:29:10 pm »

"Well, maybe I'd have the strength if I still had my internal organs!"

Help NAV to cut this bloody finger off.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #466 on: April 19, 2014, 12:42:10 am »

Look at Shackle.

WHAT IS THIS CONTRAPTION.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #467 on: April 19, 2014, 01:27:52 am »

BUT YOU SAID I WAS WATCHING THE SHOW FROM HOME

>GRAB BEERS FROM MY FRIDGE, SIT IN COMFIEST CHAIR IN MY HOME, AND CREEP ON THE ONLY FEMALE DMR CONTESTANT THROUGH THE TELEVISION
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #468 on: April 19, 2014, 01:48:40 am »

((Lets see how much chaos I can ramp up. I will be happy if I can get some sort of cameo in the main game.))

Escape the house. Throw poop at random passerbys.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #469 on: April 19, 2014, 01:57:29 am »

Check the DMR site, see if there's an option to vote/propose new challenges for the contestants in that house.
Further check the news, see if there's anything major going on in the galaxy at large.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #470 on: April 19, 2014, 10:52:01 am »

(( I'm vaguely hoping you run out of time before you succeed :P ))

Right, let's get some cloth so that doesn't cut you...

Go get a few cloth items from somewhere (dresser if there's one, towels from the kitchen, or sheets from the beds) Hand one of them to Cromwell, keep the other for stopping the bleeding.

Spoiler: Kriellya Niabs (click to show/hide)
You hand some bedsheets to cromwell and keep some for yourself.

Yes, 15 T-shirts would be nice.
Alright, you put on 15 layers and start chugging beer. I give you 30 minutes before heat stroke sets in.

"Cromwell, Kriellya,  Let me do it. I am an expert at glass-based combat."

Help cut off the finger.
"Well, maybe I'd have the strength if I still had my internal organs!"

Help NAV to cut this bloody finger off.
The Combined strength of Navarro and Cromwell prove to be more then enough to sever the pinky of an non-combative woman! So hurray for that. Kriellya seems surprisingly unaffected by the act and just wraps her hand in the cloth without a word.

5 points are deposited into Cromwell's Shackle.

Look at Shackle.

WHAT IS THIS CONTRAPTION.
It's a black megaman cannon that is attached to your left arm and extends up until just before your elbow. It has 5 triggers inside it, one for each finger.

BUT YOU SAID I WAS WATCHING THE SHOW FROM HOME

>GRAB BEERS FROM MY FRIDGE, SIT IN COMFIEST CHAIR IN MY HOME, AND CREEP ON THE ONLY FEMALE DMR CONTESTANT THROUGH THE TELEVISION
"AW YEAH BABY! SEMI-WILLING AMPUTATION GETS ME SO HOT!"

This is what you asked for.

This is what life is now.

((Lets see how much chaos I can ramp up. I will be happy if I can get some sort of cameo in the main game.))

Escape the house. Throw poop at random passerbys.

You hurl yourself through a window and begin throwing fecal matter at pedestrians. Less then a minute later, the Conformity police are on you like stink on a dead skunk and you've been tazered unconscious
Check the DMR site, see if there's an option to vote/propose new challenges for the contestants in that house.
Further check the news, see if there's anything major going on in the galaxy at large.

The DMR site does have a place to suggest things. Suggest anything, actually. Just type in what you want to see.

The news talks about lots of local stuff, but nothing galaxy related. (Gotta remember, back before the UWM existed, the inhabited worlds of mankind, as a result of the rapid pace of the second expansion, were often quite isolated from each other culturally and politically. They were islands of humanity with rare contact with each other and almost complete indifference to the existence of others.  It's what made the early days of the Altered wars such a clusterfuck, since no one coordinated anything and it was just the flailing of each individual world.)

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #471 on: April 19, 2014, 11:50:31 am »

((I really hope Allen's challenge meant no medical assistance for him only.))


Go back to watching TV and wait to see if I get a challenge or if anybody asks for help with their challenge.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #472 on: April 19, 2014, 11:52:36 am »

Larry laughs.  "Too bad- it'd been an easy point for me.  Good show, though!"


Find a tomato to crush with my new hand.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #473 on: April 19, 2014, 12:40:23 pm »

((I really hope Allen's challenge meant no medical assistance for him only.))

(( So do I, but I'm going to assume it was for everyone until someone else gets hideously injured and left on the field to die XD
... or until the host mentions the failed challenge at the start of the next episode ))
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #474 on: April 19, 2014, 12:42:40 pm »

Go take a walk. Go to the local pub, but take a detour, taking in the surroundings.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #475 on: April 19, 2014, 01:04:41 pm »

"Mmmyeah. Blood. Nice."
Tsafi shifts in his seat. He's enjoying himself. A few taps of the remote bring him to a better camera angle showing the most blood and female figure, and he sits back with a slight, lazy grin, nursing his beer. ...And then has to quickly turn off the TV as the younger of his sisters enters the room.
"Tsafiiii," she begins in her whiniest, most annoying voice, "We're out of milk! And Frooty-Hoops! We're gonna be late for school!"

The scarred, semi-retired assassin sighs with the resignation of a reluctant parent, rubbing at his eyes with a knuckle and getting to his feet. "Alright, alright, calm down. I'll go get you some more boxed sugar. Go... do some colouring-in with your sister or something. Damnit."

>Go down to the shops in my pyjamas and get milk and breakfast cereal for my sisters, so they can get to school on time.
See what they day's like outside.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #476 on: April 19, 2014, 01:08:59 pm »

"I hate my life."

Take the shirts off, and go do something for DD.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #477 on: April 19, 2014, 02:29:54 pm »

...TIME FOR FOOD.

Go crush something with the cannon and try to eat it.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #478 on: April 19, 2014, 04:40:01 pm »

Wake up. Fisticuff conformity police.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #479 on: April 19, 2014, 05:01:07 pm »

I have no idea what's even happening right now.

People are in a room fighting, but apparently they can also go out onto the lawn to smash lawn ornaments?

I probably should've paid more attention to this thread.
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