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[mastahcheese]

"I'm sorry Crommy, but Magarth's right. You can't eat vegetables any more. You don't have a digestive system."

"You think that's going to stop me? I can eat what I damn well please!"

[TCM]

"THEN I COUNT BITCH. RAGHHHH-"

Storm over to the fridge and open it, then scream out the name of each vegetable, vegatable dish, or dish that includes vegetable(s) as a component or an ingredient. Keep track of vegetable quantity as well.

[Toaster]

Mason grabs the notes and takes them too his bit in the shuttle, he then steals food for a samwich, makes one and eats while he heads back to stasis.

(Conrads gonna be very confused.)

A sandwich? Really? You're literally dying and have maybe half your stomach left. Well fine.
[End:3]
You grab the notes, stuff them in your bag and immediately collapse and twitch violently for several seconds until your muscles relax kust as suddenly and you gasp for air.You manage to pick yourself up and hobble to the kitchen and the refrigerator-the one that actually has food, not portals to other dimensions. You slap together a lunchmeat sandwich, take a bite and immediately vomit up a slurry of blood, bile and medi-foam.
[end:4]
You slouch over the table and barely stop yourself from passing out, fighting the darkness back from your vision.

[Taricus]

Ouch, he's going to need a full restore after that!

[Xantalos]

Xen stirs from where he'd fallen asleep.

HUNGRY
NEED FOOD

Head over to the closest kitchen and begin cooking with great prejudice.

[piecewise]

Xen stirs from where he'd fallen asleep.

HUNGRY
NEED FOOD

Head over to the closest kitchen and begin cooking with great prejudice.

With great Prejudice you say?

[Xantalos]

Xen stirs from where he'd fallen asleep.

HUNGRY
NEED FOOD

Head over to the closest kitchen and begin cooking with great prejudice.

With great Prejudice you say?

Not enough punching
[prejudice intensifies]

[mastahcheese]

I'm not even going to click on those links, but I'm going to assume that it's by HowToBasic.

[Xantalos]

I'm not even going to click on those links, but I'm going to assume that it's by HowToBasic.

PW's is, mine aren't.

[Toaster]

Shh.

[renegadelobster]

Allen Marc

Hey, in case none of you heard me over Magarth's shouting, If you want medical attention at all next round I need eight points. I'll give them back to you guys I promise, if I don't I guess you could beat me unconscious and get them back that way.

Spoiler: Allen Marc (click to show/hide)

Name: Allen Marc
Description: Thin and wiry, with blond hair. His eyes are an odd shade of green, almost florescent
Reason for signing up: His friends are dicks. They all got drunk one night and he pulled the short straw. Now he wants them all dead and to have enough money to never work again
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:1
Will:5
Perception:5
Red team
Points: 3

[Kriellya]

"THEN I COUNT BITCH. RAGHHHH-"

Storm over to the fridge and open it, then scream out the name of each vegetable, vegatable dish, or dish that includes vegetable(s) as a component or an ingredient. Keep track of vegetable quantity as well.

Uhhh.... right then... try again or try and get his finger? Cause I might be willing to help with that...  if you can convince me to get within a meter of him ever again...
Say, what's your punishment for this anyway? Something horrible, I imagine...

Hey, in case none of you heard me over Magarth's shouting, If you want medical attention at all next round I need eight points. I'll give them back to you guys I promise, if I don't I guess you could beat me unconscious and get them back that way.

Wait, what? Can you come show us that?

[renegadelobster]

Allen Marc

Yeah. See, it says so right on the screen. I'm not lying to you. And it seems like I don't have alot of time to do it either

Show Kriellya the screen on the shackle

Challenge: Gather 8 points
Reward: Medical aid is offered during the next episode
Punishment: Medical aid is not offered during the next episode.
Time frame: 1 hour.

Spoiler: Allen Marc (click to show/hide)

Name: Allen Marc
Description: Thin and wiry, with blond hair. His eyes are an odd shade of green, almost florescent
Reason for signing up: His friends are dicks. They all got drunk one night and he pulled the short straw. Now he wants them all dead and to have enough money to never work again
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:1
Will:5
Perception:5
Points: 3

[Kriellya]

Challenge: Gather 8 points
Reward: Medical aid is offered during the next episode
Punishment: Medical aid is not offered during the next episode.
Time frame: 1 hour.

Huh... wow. Some 'reward' there. Let's sort this whole chopping fingers off and then we can get that dealt with... heck, if you're willing to donate a finger, he's offering up points to avoid the punishment. Well, if you offer up *my* finger, anyway.

[renegadelobster]

Allen Marc

Huh. How many points a finger?