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[mastahcheese]

((Yeah, I think I'm going to die pretty soon.))

Try to hold my guts in and defend myself.

Spoiler: Cromwell - Blue team (click to show/hide)

Heck yeah!

Name: Cromwell Jackson
Description: A tall lanky man with thick glasses
Reason for signing up: Decided that jumping off a spaceship into a black hole was too boring a suicide.
Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck: 21
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Points: 0

[flabort]

Wasted bastard jabs the syringe into his arm, but stops partways through emptying it's contents into himself. He chucks the remainder contestant-ward, not really caring who gets it, and whirls around with purpose. He gets a paper from the staff, and writes a suggestion. The writing is messy but readable.

"Doctor! Doctor!" Teams pick a champion, preferably wounded. The other team gets to prepare the champion/patient for battle for the other side, with access to medical supplies and other odds and end. If the patient cannot stand on the starting plate for 2 60 10 15 minutes seconds, the doctoring team is disqualified; once the two teams have qualified their champion, the one to defeat the other wins the game for their team; the doctor who did the most work on him loses.

0 DD remaining

[syvarris]

And if the champion does fall over in 15 seconds, he's considered to have lost, and is sent to a torture game like NAV was.  Otherwise, he would intentionally fall over to make his team win.

((Also, you made it really hard to understand by continually using pronouns and switching who you're talking about in the middle of them.  I figured out what you meant, but it took several re-reads.))

[Playergamer]

"I LIKED him!"

Try to make a makeshift bandage from my clothes/the clothes of people nearby and throw it to Cromwell.

[mastahcheese]

"I LIKED him!"

Try to make a makeshift bandage from my clothes/the clothes of people nearby and throw it to Cromwell.

((I could totally see you stealing the shirt of some guy next to you for this purpose.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

get moneys, attempt to smuggle in a razorblade by hiding it inside my belt.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name: Valhar
Description: tall slightly muscular fellow with long unkempt hair.
Reason for signing up: Wants a factory planet, silent world optional but preferred.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:10
Dexterity:10
Endurance:1
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

[piecewise]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Navarro
Description: Tall, lanky, scruffy looking, and with a back covered in scars. He has had a difficult life and solves all his problems by running away.
Reason for signing up: He wants a guard robot.
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:15
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:3

Take the knife from Cromwell, and stab Piecewise in the neck with it. Then remove the blade from his neck.

Back off slowly, wait and see if Cromwell loses consciousness or if anyone else attacks me. If / when he does, walk up to him and break his neck

Spoiler: Kriellya Niabs (click to show/hide)

Description: A short, 29 year old woman. Has pale skin and medium length sea-green hair, tied back in a ponytail. Otherwise looks like she belongs in a library, not a deathmatch.
Reason for signing up: Was looking at bankruptcy and eternal ruin, or come die for the people's entertainment.
Stats:
Strength:1
Dexterity:3
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:10
Luck:1
Will:2
Perception: 5

Inventory: Mystery cannon (1 point)

(( Come on double execution
Gods, I feel so bloodthirsty right now XD ))

(( Sorry, NAV had already posted at the time (and I thought it had been significantly longer than it had been since that PM, due to some clock related nonsense on my systems) and rather than hold things up, I decided to just post an action ))

(('s fine.  I was being an idiot for not asking him myself anyways.  I was only bringing it up because it seemed like you were saying that wasn't my plan.))

Spoiler: Piecewise Young - BLU team - 1 point (click to show/hide)

Name:Piecewise Young
Description: Looks like this.
Reason for joining: Wishes he could spend all his time working on his internet games, rather than being used as a slave on planet-7.  Since this show promised whatever he wanted, he figures that it's his only chance.
Stats:
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Wow, that bloodloss was quick.  Did I fail two consecutive end rolls?   Try to wake up, and hit/impede Mastah or NAV?

((Yeah, I think I'm going to die pretty soon.))

Try to hold my guts in and defend myself.

Spoiler: Cromwell - Blue team (click to show/hide)

Heck yeah!

Name: Cromwell Jackson
Description: A tall lanky man with thick glasses
Reason for signing up: Decided that jumping off a spaceship into a black hole was too boring a suicide.
Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck: 21
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Points: 0

Cromwell drags himself and his trailing entrails off piecewise and sits against the wall, trying in vain to hold his guts in. Navarro staggers up to his feet and limps over to the knife, laying bloody and discarded next to piecewise, and picks it up. He lifts it in the air, holding it with both hands, and then stabs down at piecewise's throat with all his might...and he misses, stabbing himself in the other foot. The crowd erupts in uproarious laughter.

Oh Navarro. Always there to lighten the mood.

Kriellya, the only one who has somehow remained completely uninjured, backs off from the whole scene, but appears to be waiting for something. Perhaps she's waiting for the opportunity to attack?

Piecewise is looking quite pale at this point, both he and Cromwell clearly aren't long for this world, if things continue as they are.

"I LIKED him!"

Try to make a makeshift bandage from my clothes/the clothes of people nearby and throw it to Cromwell.

You pull off your shirt and wad it up before trying to hurl it into the ring while screaming "I LOVE YOU CROMWELL!"

The shirt lands in the ring, but it lands on Kriellya's head  instead.

get moneys, attempt to smuggle in a razorblade by hiding it inside my belt.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name: Valhar
Description: tall slightly muscular fellow with long unkempt hair.
Reason for signing up:
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:10
Dexterity:10
Endurance:1
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

7DD and they catch the razor blade on the body scanners. Security here sure is tight.

[Playergamer]

Steal someone elses shirt, tear it into rags, ball them up, and throw them at Cromwell.

[NAV]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Navarro
Description: Tall, lanky, scruffy looking, and with a back covered in scars. He has had a difficult life and solves all his problems by running away.
Reason for signing up: He wants a guard robot.
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:15
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:3

Fuck. Step on this neck with my knife foot.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Steal someone elses shirt, tear it into rags, ball them up, and throw them at Cromwell.

inb4 you smother Cromwell under the rags. Or accidentally bandage the wounds of everyone except Cromwell.

[Kriellya]

Kriellya glances up at the offending projectile for a moment, then shrugs and removes it from her head.

Approach Cromwell carefully and choke him out with the helpfully provided shirt. Break his neck when he falls unconscious.

Spoiler: Kriellya Niabs (click to show/hide)

Description: A short, 29 year old woman. Has pale skin and medium length sea-green hair, tied back in a ponytail. Otherwise looks like she belongs in a library, not a deathmatch.
Reason for signing up: Was looking at bankruptcy and eternal ruin, or come die for the people's entertainment.
Stats:
Strength:1
Dexterity:3
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:10
Luck:1
Will:2
Perception: 5

Inventory: Mystery cannon (1 point)

[piecewise]

Kriellya glances up at the offending projectile for a moment, then shrugs and removes it from her head.

Approach Cromwell carefully and choke him out with the helpfully provided shirt. Break his neck when he falls unconscious.

And this, playgamer, is what is known as irony.

[Kriellya]

Kriellya glances up at the offending projectile for a moment, then shrugs and removes it from her head.

Approach Cromwell carefully and choke him out with the helpfully provided shirt. Break his neck when he falls unconscious.

And this, playgamer, is what is known as irony.

(( Yeaaah, as soon as I saw the result of that throw, I knew what my action was XD

Oh, PW, on the subject of audience actions, will they always be 'last' like this?))

[Radio Controlled]

Steal someone elses shirt, tear it into rags, ball them up, and throw them at Cromwell.

He ain't getting mine! Defend my dignity if I have to!

[syvarris]

Spoiler: Piecewise Young - BLU team - 1 point (click to show/hide)

Name:Piecewise Young
Description: Looks like this.
Reason for joining: Wishes he could spend all his time working on his internet games, rather than being used as a slave on planet-7.  Since this show promised whatever he wanted, he figures that it's his only chance.
Stats:
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Suddenly it occurs to me that I don't get an endurance bonus without posting.  Not that a measly +1/3 means anything.