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Author Topic: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Get in here and vote on some Murder.  (Read 309875 times)

Unholy_Pariah

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #315 on: April 16, 2014, 05:41:02 pm »

defend my shirt if necessary, preferably by throwing playgamer into the ring.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #316 on: April 16, 2014, 05:58:05 pm »

defend my shirt if necessary, preferably by throwing playgamer into the ring.

(( I hope this happens :P ))
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #317 on: April 16, 2014, 09:31:26 pm »


Suddenly it occurs to me that I don't get an endurance bonus without posting.  Not that a measly +1/3 means anything.

Kriellya glances up at the offending projectile for a moment, then shrugs and removes it from her head.

Approach Cromwell carefully and choke him out with the helpfully provided shirt. Break his neck when he falls unconscious.

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Fuck. Step on this neck with my knife foot.

Navarro, in an act of completely pointless overkill, repeatedly stamps on piecewise's neck and head with his foot. The first few jam the knife back up and out of his foot and stab piecewise in the process. Piecewise, more due to past injuries then the flailing of navarro, finally dies. His shackle plays a loud "Flatline" noise and then releases itself from his arm.


AND it looks like we have our elimination of the night! The Host shouts, And maybe one extra. Mr. Cromwell looks to be on deaths door. Shall we save him for next week or are you tired with him already? Thumbs up or Thumbs down?


Cromwell, still barely conscious, can only watch the audience and hope.



Steal someone elses shirt, tear it into rags, ball them up, and throw them at Cromwell.
Steal someone elses shirt, tear it into rags, ball them up, and throw them at Cromwell.
He ain't getting mine! Defend my dignity if I have to!
Playgamer leaps at Radio, completely misses his shirt and promptly bounces down the bleachers.


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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #318 on: April 16, 2014, 09:35:50 pm »

Crotch thrust.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #319 on: April 16, 2014, 09:38:39 pm »

Thumbs up!
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #320 on: April 16, 2014, 09:47:56 pm »

"Sword", still stone-faced from his earlier loss, makes a thumbs up sign.
"More suffering!"

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #321 on: April 16, 2014, 10:01:34 pm »

More! More bleedy blue guy!
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #322 on: April 16, 2014, 10:02:16 pm »

Kill him now! THUMBS DOWN
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #323 on: April 16, 2014, 10:05:52 pm »

"WHICH DO YOU WANT MORE? DO YOU WANT HIM TO DIE A MERCIFUL DEATH, OR RECOVER, IN HORRIBLE PAIN, AND DIE LATER IN A EVEN MORE GRUESOME DEATH?"
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #324 on: April 16, 2014, 10:08:27 pm »

"We've always got more we can subject to a more horrible death. THE BLOOD MUST FLOW!"
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #325 on: April 16, 2014, 10:09:43 pm »

GO GO SYNCHRONIZED CROTCH THRUST BRIGADE!

Oh god he's all flabby and his stomach is flapping around and there's little flabs on the stomach oh lord it's horrible.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #326 on: April 16, 2014, 10:10:25 pm »

"HOW DARE YOU ARGUE WITH ME? I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FISTFIGHT! TO THE PAIN!"

CHALLENGE SENT! DRINK MY BEER IN PREPARATION!
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #327 on: April 16, 2014, 10:11:13 pm »

Thumbs up
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1: Blood and Guts
« Reply #328 on: April 16, 2014, 10:13:02 pm »

"HOW DARE YOU ARGUE WITH ME? I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FISTFIGHT! TO THE PAIN!"

CHALLENGE SENT! DRINK MY BEER IN PREPARATION!
YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME TO A FISTFIGHT?! HOW DARE YOU! BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBBBLBB!

Flubber through the crowd toward this skinny-ass poser and fist slap him into submission!
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