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[Kriellya]

Action PM'd. The brawl continues!

[NAV]

Action PMed again.

[syvarris]

Take knife out of shoulder and stab Mastah in the throat.  If it's wedged too securely, bash him in the head.

"You- Are- an IDIOT!"

((Exactly why did you decide that was a good idea, Mastah?  Seriously, I fail to see how that was likely to go better for you.))

[mastahcheese]

Take knife out of shoulder and stab Mastah in the throat.  If it's wedged too securely, bash him in the head.

((Exactly why did you decide that was a good idea, Mastah?  Seriously, I fail to see how that was likely to go better for you.))

((You forgot to take into account my extreme hatred of unfair odds and cowardice. You had this coming.))

Jump up, and kick the knife further into him!

[NAV]

((Thank you Mastahcheese! ))

[mastahcheese]

((Thank you Mastahcheese! ))

((Just keep in mind that if you'd been the one to send that message instead, my actions would have still been to go against the tag-teamers. That said, you're welcome.))

[Scotsmen]

Dammit, I was gone for a couple days. Oh well.

Get some DD.

"Fight, dammit, fight!! I want some damn blood!

[piecewise]

Oh the double crosses! Oh the fun! Hehe.

Take knife out of shoulder and stab Mastah in the throat.  If it's wedged too securely, bash him in the head.

"You- Are- an IDIOT!"

((Exactly why did you decide that was a good idea, Mastah?  Seriously, I fail to see how that was likely to go better for you.))

Take knife out of shoulder and stab Mastah in the throat.  If it's wedged too securely, bash him in the head.

((Exactly why did you decide that was a good idea, Mastah?  Seriously, I fail to see how that was likely to go better for you.))

((You forgot to take into account my extreme hatred of unfair odds and cowardice. You had this coming.))

Jump up, and kick the knife further into him!

Remember, no sheet, no bonus.

Kriellya charges forward and smacks Navarro in the head with her shackle, tearing a nasty gash across the side of his head and bloodying his nose. Navarro shakes the blow off instantly and swings a high kick for Kriellya's head, but just grazes it, scuffing her cheek and little more. Cromwell, apparently having not learned his lesson from Maul-ball, attempts a fancy flying kick at the dagger lodged in Piecewise's shoulder. Unfortunately he misses by a good margin and just lands hard on his back. Piecewise, seeing an opening, grabs the knife in his shoulder and, with a scream, rips it free.  He starts to raise it, but then stumbles and leans against the wall, panting hard as arterial blood spurts from the horrible chasm of ruined flesh that used to be his shoulder. His left arm hangs completely dead at his side and he's looking pale.

Oh dear, things are looking bad! Piecewise! Hasn't anyone ever told you you're supposed to leave the weapon in the wound to stem bleeding? Kids these days, no common sense.

Dammit, I was gone for a couple days. Oh well.

Get some DD.

"Fight, dammit, fight!! I want some damn blood!

3dd for you sir.

[mastahcheese]

I should be getting used to falling down by now!
Jump back up, and tackle him down, and knock that knife out of his hands!

[NAV]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Navarro
Description: Tall, lanky, scruffy looking, and with a back covered in scars. He has had a difficult life and solves all his problems by running away.
Reason for signing up: He wants a guard robot.
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:15
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:3

Run around, dodge, and try to be a difficult target. Piecewise won't last long.

[Scotsmen]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Malcolm Mackarney
Description: Generally huge, Malcolm Mackarney is 7 foot 5 inches tall, and 3 feet wide, all muscle. His long black hair falls in folds down his shoulders, and his beard reaches to his waist. He is covered in scars from former battles. Oh, and he's Scottish.
Reason for signing up: He wants a new claymore. A diamond encrusted claymore.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:11
Dexterity:2
Endurance:4
Speed:4
Intelligence:2
Luck:3
Will:1
Perception:1

3 DD

Tha's it! Tha's a good red foontain!

[Harry Baldman]

Get DD.

"Yeargh! Can't you make the blood go higher? Slice somebody in half already! Where are all the battleaxes?"

The man, a short fellow by the name of Bob, promptly takes out a pink, frilly, perfumed notepad, rips out a page and writes out his suggestion with his trusty blood red crayon on it, then drops it in the box.

The suggestion reads "Two words: barbarian jousting! Shackle contestants to some wild (or robotic) horses (or boars), provide them with battleaxes, let the fun commence!"

[piecewise]

Get DD.

"Yeargh! Can't you make the blood go higher? Slice somebody in half already! Where are all the battleaxes?"

The man, a short fellow by the name of Bob, promptly takes out a pink, frilly, perfumed notepad, rips out a page and writes out his suggestion with his trusty blood red crayon on it, then drops it in the box.

The suggestion reads "Two words: barbarian jousting! Shackle contestants to some wild (or robotic) horses (or boars), provide them with battleaxes, let the fun commence!"

4 dd gotten.

[Kriellya]

Chase Navarro, continue to try and hit him with the shackle!

... Mostly because it's fun. He's right, Piecewise the Young does not look long for this world

Spoiler: Kriellya Niabs (click to show/hide)

Description: A short, 29 year old woman. Has pale skin and medium length sea-green hair, tied back in a ponytail. Otherwise looks like she belongs in a library, not a deathmatch.
Reason for signing up: Was looking at bankruptcy and eternal ruin, or come die for the people's entertainment.
Stats:
Strength:1
Dexterity:3
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:10
Luck:1
Will:2
Perception: 5

Inventory: Mystery cannon (1 point)

[Parisbre56]

((Think about it this way: the more you kill, the more waitlisters that get to join, and I can finally remove that DF reference in my graveyard part of the Reply #1 list.
So the crowd should be chanting "Kill! Kill!" and try to get as many of you killed as possible.
Also, really surprised syvarris made that mistake.
Edit: And mastacheese's character gets some (figurative) points in my book for being fair. Well done sir.))