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[Toaster]

Priorities!

[TCM]

SUPLEX.

[NAV]

Spoiler: And here are Magarth's stats (click to show/hide)

Str: 5
End: 5
Dex: 5
Perc: 5
Will: 3
Speed: 2
Int: 1
Luck: 1

((Go Red team!))

[TCM]

LIMITED INTERNET ACSESS LEADS A MAN NO TIME FOR REPOSTING STATS.

THANKS NAV FOR TAKING THE TASK ON.

[NAV]

YOU'RE WELCOME.

[Hapah]

WHY ARE WE YELLING

LOUD NOISES

[Toaster]

YARRRR ACTS OF PIRACY

[flabort]

ME-E-ETH.. ON SHOULDERS, KNEES, AND TOES KNEES AND TOES
METTH ON SHOULDERS, KNEES AND TOES KNEES AND TOES
COKE IN EARS AND ACID NOSE
METH ON SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES EVERYTHING IS SO DARK!!! AAAGH!

(Status: Unconscious)

Spoiler: Wasted Bastard: Blue Team, 0 Points (click to show/hide)

Name: Wasted Bastard
Description: A guy who's so thin that his bones show, and his hips form a bowl in which stuff can be held. His stringy greasy hair is falling out in chunks, but reaches down to his lowest rib. His eyes bulge out like nothing you've ever seen, and dart this way and that without end. He's coated in a blue crystalline powder, probably from rolling in some drugs like a cat with catnip.
Reason for signing up: Out of money for drugs and food and rent, so need, like, 20 bucks to make it this month.
Stats:
Strength: 1 (wish this could be 0 for the auto fail)
Dexterity: 11
Endurance: -8 (I mean, 1)
Speed: 2
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 10
Will: 1
Perception: Negative infinity (1)

[darkpaladin109]

Take careful aim at darkpaladin, then shoot. Try to cripple instead of kill outright.

((Mind if I ask why you are going to shoot me? Since you're not aiming to kill me, I'm not gonna be mad over this, just curious as to why.))

[Xantalos]

Take careful aim at darkpaladin, then shoot. Try to cripple instead of kill outright.

((Mind if I ask why you are going to shoot me? Since you're not aiming to kill me, I'm not gonna be mad over this, just curious as to why.))

((He may not if he gets suffocated by my Twinkie wrappers before he shoots.))

[Toaster]

I'd assume someone is paying him to do it.

[Hapah]

Take careful aim at darkpaladin, then shoot. Try to cripple instead of kill outright.

((Mind if I ask why you are going to shoot me? Since you're not aiming to kill me, I'm not gonna be mad over this, just curious as to why.))

((He may not if he gets suffocated by my Twinkie wrappers before he shoots.))

((But Xan/Xon, that guy is about to make his own bloody gravy. Think about it.))

[piecewise]

Start running after Tsari again. Tackle him to the ground and start mutilating his other ear if I get the chance. If he resists, just kick his head in.

After Hapah fires his shot, run towards Tsari and kick 'im in the balls.

Kick this man in the balls. Hard.
Then go back to taking cover behind whatever seats are between me and Hapah. Try and crawl towards the nearest exit to escape.

tsari and Dp run right past each other and then stand around, looking confused.

Shane-9DD

Waking up from his apparent coma in the front row, Shane runs over to help defend Tsari

AARRGG

((@ Beirus Really? A saying from Gurren Lagann?  ))

Hmm well you got a 6...and you only said "help"

You yell very hurtful things at Dp while giving Tsari a relaxing shoulder massage

The guy with the gun. Xon's feeling suicidal.

Take careful aim at darkpaladin, then shoot. Try to cripple instead of kill outright.

Xon charges hap and tackles him to the ground, pinning the gun beneath his impressive girth and hamhand slapping him about.

Run back to the weasel nest and raise an army. Charge back into the arena.

Doomblade187- 8 DD

Stop singing and be on the lookout for weasely business.

The weasel army is displeased by smurf's poo and eats him.

Doomblade forgets to wear pants.

Stand around near Hapah and protect his gun if he gets attacked, we need that shit in working order.

You grab Xon and flip him off of Hap, if only to prevent him from damaging the gun.

"I'm gonna bleed on you!"


Shove the asshole into the water, dammit.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; one shot left.
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

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SUPLEX.

Magarth grabs Larry under his arms and lifts him into the air, attempting to suplex him. However, as soon as he gets larry over his head, his feet slip in the blood coating the deck and they both tumble backwards and over the railing into the water. Medical crews fish them out as water fills their chest cavities in a rather horrible fashion.


Gilbert, Mason, A semi-conscious Wizard and an unconscious drug addict remain.

[Toaster]

Yeah, that does sound pretty horrible.

By my count, that's a trade in Blue's favor.

[Harry Baldman]

"Fine moves, mortals! I approve!"

Slide nonchalantly into the water as per the agreement. If I'm going to die today, it better be in the grand finale!

Spoiler: Gilbert Garplacks of RED (click to show/hide)

Name: Gilbert Garplacks
Description: an unspeakably greasy man of uncertain age, his skin shines like that of a fish, and he is constantly red in the face. Though his entire head is hairless, he has a mustache tattooed on his left index finger, which he raises to his lips on many occasions, giggling softly before lowering his finger again.
Reason for signing up: his mother thought it'd grow some hair on his chest at last.
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 15
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 5
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Wounds: clipped in the hip by Mason's tip.
Points: 2 (so sayeth the second post)