((Okay, so that's 6*1.5 = 9 for bet on cromwell survival, and I guess the bet on someone losing a lot of skin is a 1:1 bet, so I just get my bet for that back. Since I'm converting to points in the way of joining in, instead of converting them as an audience member, the rate is 2:1 rather than 10:1, right?))
Enter the living quarters, investigate shackle, investigate vending machine, investigate Cromwell.
BLEEDY BLUE GUY! YAY! TheysaidIwasonblueteam,guessthatmeanswe'reonthesameteam,
*gasp*
Iamsuchafanheretakesomeofmypointsis4enoughohwhyismyclothesnotthesamecolorasyouIthoughtwewereonthesame
*gasp*
team?
(Give 4 points to Cromwell)
Name: Wasted Bastard
Description: A guy who's so thin that his bones show, and his hips form a bowl in which stuff can be held. His stringy greasy hair is falling out in chunks, but reaches down to his lowest rib. His eyes bulge out like nothing you've ever seen, and dart this way and that without end. He's coated in a blue crystalline powder, probably from rolling in some drugs like a cat with catnip.
Reason for signing up: Out of money for drugs and food and rent, so need, like, 20 bucks to make it this month.
Stats:
Strength: 1 (wish this could be 0 for the auto fail)
Dexterity: 11
Endurance: -8 (I mean, 1)
Speed: 2
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 10
Will: 1
Perception: Negative infinity (1)
Investigate how? Be specific or I'll have you investigate them sexually. Which would actually work...they've all got...slots.
You give your points to cromwell.
Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-39 points
Mason is utterly silent as he goes backstage and makes his way over to the vending machine.
Buy a replacement leg and hand for 10 points, an athlete suit for 15 points, and a Katana for 6 points. That should leave me with 8 points.
Edit:Oh, and give Larry back the revolver with 3 shots.
You buy yourself a replacement leg and hand, shoving them into place and allowing them to affix themselves to your stumps.
After a moment's thought you select the athlete's suit and press the vend button. The machine gives you a metal box the size of a briefcase.
The Katana that it produces is rather strange. The blade has an almost sabre like curve and no point, ending instead in a blunt, squared off end. The hand guard is larger then you'd expect as well, and is somewhat bowl shaped, designed to deflect blows away from your hand. The length of the blade is covered in a hexagonal pattern.
Your shoulder itches under the bandages.
Oh, I thought that meant that if you have X DD, then you get X/20 points.
Piecewise, how are DD converted to points?
Lets split the difference and say that it converts at a 1/4th ratio rather then 1/2 and then 1/10. otherwise you'd need 20 dd to get 1 point. So you keep 25% of dd as points.
A man of unspeakable greasiness and unconventional ethnicity appears in the quarters, looking about as sharp as a knife somebody dropped a drawer onto several times. He raises his left index finger to his lips, giving himself a very gentlemanly-looking finger mustache, then giggles. And he thinks to himself, what a wonderful world.
Check out the quarters. Refrain from speech or socialization.
Name: Gilbert Garplacks
Description: an unspeakably greasy man of uncertain age, his skin shines like that of a fish, and he is constantly red in the face. Though his entire head is hairless, he has a mustache tattooed on his left index finger, which he raises to his lips on many occasions, giggling softly before lowering his finger again.
Reason for signing up: his mother thought it'd grow some hair on his chest at last.
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 15
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 5
Will: 1
Perception: 1
The quarters are pretty sexy, but not exactly your type. Too many beds. The hussy.
Larry had something to collect...
"Hey Mason, got my revolver?
Go ask for revolver back. Take shower.
Name: Larry Hinn
Description: A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders. Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family. Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up: To get money for his nephew Thrak. Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1
Team: BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory: Revolver; three shots left. Loaned to Mason
Injuries: Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.
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You get your revolver back and then go take a shower with it, washing off the blood that has collected on the both of you.
Navarro lies down in a bed, trying to ignore the pain and wondering how he will survive the next episode.
You lay down in bed. Luckily for you, the damage done by the bullets was minimal. You lost a bit of intestine, but nowhere near as bad as old hollow chest cromwell.
Still, all these injuries are really starting to add up. You're not sure how well you'll be able to move around in the next episode. You hope the challenge is easy.
Find books. Read books.
What kind of books?
Doomblade187- 7 DD
"Gerroff me, you idiots. I'm out of here."
Step back from the mess, punch the third guy in the face, and go to my accommodations in the nearby skyscrapers.
You give him a hug and then fall down an open sewer.
Try to leave with rifle. If successful, sell rifle.
Well, no one stopped you so sure.
You wanna sell it to Sy here? It's got 9/10 shots left, by the way.
Navarro's Shackle beeps.