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[Parisbre56]

Blue team members get a point each for Mason's victory in the Head to Head Challenge, right?
I'm asking because I'm updating this again.

[Radio Controlled]

"Go get 'm tiger! Don't weasel out on us now!"

[Toaster]

Larry looks askance at the weasel.  "Okay, sure, whatever works!"


Request duct tape.  Shove it in his shirt and duct tape all the openings shut.  Slap repeatedly.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

[piecewise]

Blue team members get a point each for Mason's victory in the Head to Head Challenge, right?
I'm asking because I'm updating this again.

yes.

Larry looks askance at the weasel.  "Okay, sure, whatever works!"


Request duct tape.  Shove it in his shirt and duct tape all the openings shut.  Slap repeatedly.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

Wait...wha?

Are you taping all your clothing down or all of...oh who cares I'm not giving you any regardless.

I'll assume you want to slap him.

You give Xan a few whimpy glancing bows about the shoulders with the gardening tool. He just screams insults at you and tries to bite your face.

[NAV]

((He thought the garden weasel was an animal, not a tool.))

[piecewise]

Toaster, it's one of these

[Toaster]

Oh yeah, thought you meant a living weasel.  That's less complicated.



Larry looks at the tool like he had never seen one before.  Hmmm...


Give him a good few run-overs with the tool, starting at each limb and going toward the center.  Legs first.  Then jab him in the gut a few times for extra screaming.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Heh. The look on his face was the best part of this whole episode. He actually thought he was going to be killing the guy with a weasel."

[smurfingtonthethird]

Can we still do that anyway?

[Xantalos]

Psych him out somehow.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Can we still do that anyway?

"We lack both weasels and someone to kill. Unless you're volunteering?"

[smurfingtonthethird]

Can we still do that anyway?

"We lack both weasels and someone to kill. Unless you're volunteering?"

To be a weasel? DONE AND DONE, GOOD SIR

[Parisbre56]

Can we still do that anyway?

"We lack both weasels and someone to kill. Unless you're volunteering?"

To be a weasel? DONE AND DONE, GOOD SIR

Turn smurfingtonthethird into a weasel! (unless he already is one)
Then throw him to the arena floor!

[smurfingtonthethird]

I get to be a weasel! What do I kill?

[Parisbre56]

I get to be a weasel! What do I kill?

Poultry, some other small animals probably. As long as they're not the genemodded kind.

I was once chased by a genemodded chicken. Felt like I was in Jurassic Park.