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[Lyeos]

You see Valve? This is what happens when you go towards the dark arts console gaming!

Though this COULD be how the gaming system works. We may have just been lied to by the demo guy.

[Worldmaster27]

This is actually the 'Medieval Necromancers' DLC for TF2. Only for consoles, however.

[Lyeos]

This is actually the 'Medieval Necromancers' DLC for TF2. Only for consoles, however.

I bet a whole drop of water that Mel is secretly the Necromancer.

[~Neri]

This is actually the 'Medieval Necromancers' DLC for TF2. Only for consoles, however.

I bet a whole drop of water that Mel is secretly the Necromancer.

Plot twist!

[dawnstar]

You step out and say hello to the guards.
Hail
Uh, what?
Oh right, you're new. Talk to your "friend"...
He elbows you with friend
... she will explain. She woke up before you did

[Lyeos]

Alright, then...

Talk to Mel, ask her to explain what's going on. But first explain to the guard that there's nothing between you and Mel. Yet.

[Worldmaster27]

Alright, then...

Talk to Mel, ask her to explain what's going on. But first explain to the guard that there's nothing between you and Mel. Yet.

This, lol. Also: Try to remember when you put on the Oculus Rift. That's the only explanation, right?

[Lyeos]

Try to remember when you put on the Oculus Rift. That's the only explanation, right?

Definitely. We have to insist that this is a game throughout the entire story. A very realistic, very painful game.

Edit: Wait, singing... Singing... Magic is done through song! Quickly! Commandeer a guitar! Put Mel on the mic (for irony, of course.)! Battle the forces of evil with the power of metal! And, you know, rock, and the blues, etc.

[Worldmaster27]

Try to remember when you put on the Oculus Rift. That's the only explanation, right?

Definitely. We have to insist that this is a game throughout the entire story. A very realistic, very painful game.

Edit: Wait, singing... Singing... Magic is done through song! Quickly! Commandeer a guitar! Put Mel on the mic (for irony, of course.)! Battle the forces of evil with the power of metal! And, you know, rock, and the blues, etc.

I also recommend using the power of derailed threads trains.

[Lyeos]

I also recommend using the power of derailed threads trains.

If Etorya has trains, they're probably called portals. And unlike trains in almost every possible way.

[Okenshel1]

Edit: Wait, singing... Singing... Magic is done through song! Quickly! Commandeer a guitar! Put Mel on the mic (for irony, of course.)! Battle the forces of evil with the power of metal! And, you know, rock, and the blues, etc.

+1 we must make her blush for perfectly good reasons and always act heroic around her

[Lyeos]

+1 we must make her blush for perfectly good reasons and always act heroic around her

Darn, I was considering going Chaotic Neutral.

[The Froggy Ninja]

+1 we must make her blush for perfectly good reasons and always act heroic around her

Darn, I was considering going Chaotic Neutral.

We could be Chaotic Neutural but be her hero. You know committing mass genocide to save her swooping in when she's about to be killed that kind of thing.

[dawnstar]

Thanks, but me and Mel are not a thing 
says you, but trust me, she was crying the entire you was out. She dragged you 5 miles just to get you to safety.
You walk up to Mel
Jon!
Mel drops all of her things, runs over, and hugs you
I thought you were dead!
Can you please tell me what is going on?
When the game thing blew, we got sent here. I woke up first, and found this camp. Jon... There are undead here.
What? Do you mean, like, zombies?
Yeah. It looks like we will have to survive here, or on our own
Anything else?
Well, we have to deal with bandits, too.
great
at least we're fine. The captain in the cave can give some gear and help us train in arena
Mel joins the group

[Worldmaster27]

See what weapons and armor we can get from the Captain.