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Total Members Voted: 13

[smurfingtonthethird]

MY RIGHTFUL HERITAGE MUST BE RECOVERED!

THROW CYBORG LINCOLN IN THE OCEAN

HAVE FUN WITH NO CIRCUITS YOU PIECE OF TURD!'

AND DON'T GIVE ME NO CRAP ABOUT WATERPROOFING CAUSE THAT IS DUMB

[IcyTea31]

Wreath ESL in ice-cold vapours, to condensate the steam.

[poketwo]

HAHAHA, YOU FOOL TAMERVIRUS, I STILL HAVE THE DICE!!!!

[TamerVirus]

HAHAHA, YOU FOOL TAMERVIRUS, I STILL HAVE THE DICE!!!!

INSOLENCE! I USE MY GM POWER TO INVALIDATE ALL ACTIONS POSTED BEFORE THE INTRODUCTION OF PLOT!

[blazing glory]

I use my destiny to be GM to summon thousands of dice and send them going 200 miles per hour in evil steam punk lincoln's direction!

[Parsely]

ABOLISH SLAVERY. ASSAULT LINCOLN'S VOLCANO FORTRESS WITH REBEL SLAVE ARMY.

[TalonisWolf]

Politely request that TalonisWolf get in here and unimpede my actions so that I can do something.

[2] Your call for help goes unheard.

Liiieeeeeessssss... that is a LIE!

Unimpede his actions.

  ((Did I really help start this mess? Am I really responsible for more chaos? I need to give myself a donut.))

^The Above^

[4] 4maskwolf is allowed to post once every two turns.

[4maskwolf]

Force TalonisWolf to do better than that.

[TamerVirus]

I pump Evil Steampunk Lincoln full of booze laced with cigarettes and cyanide.

[5] Finding a nearby funnel, you manage to run up to the EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN  and cram him full with your personal brew of PAIN AND ALCOHOL! That brew of yours intoxicates the EVIL PRESIDENT!

MY RIGHTFUL HERITAGE MUST BE RECOVERED!

THROW CYBORG LINCOLN IN THE OCEAN

HAVE FUN WITH NO CIRCUITS YOU PIECE OF TURD!'

AND DON'T GIVE ME NO CRAP ABOUT WATERPROOFING CAUSE THAT IS DUMB

[2] The ocean is nowhere nearby. Instead, you throw a cup of water at EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN! All this does is make him mildly soggy. AND ANGRY

Wreath ESL in ice-cold vapours, to condensate the steam.

[4] You blast Lincoln with an ice beam! Sadly, your ice beam is a little too hot. EVIL STEAM PUNK LINCOLN contracts a mild cold

I use my destiny to be GM to summon thousands of dice and send them going 200 miles per hour in evil steam punk lincoln's direction!

[5] Using your innate GM powers, you blast a storm of dice at Lincoln! The collide straight on with the EVIL PRESIDENT! One even manages to hit him in the eye! His sight is temporarily damaged! 

ABOLISH SLAVERY. ASSAULT LINCOLN'S VOLCANO FORTRESS WITH REBEL SLAVE ARMY.

[6] Good news: You are the GREAT AMERICAN EMANCIPATOR! You now command an angry ex-slave army!
Bad News: You retroactively grant Lincoln a VOLCANO FORTRESS that HE DIDN'T HAVE BEFORE!

Force TalonisWolf to do better than that.

[1] Nah. Why don't ya fight EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN LIKE THE REST OF Y'ALL

EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN retreats into his NEW VOLCANO FORT AND SUMMONS SOME ALLIES!

[3] Lincoln moves to the entrance of the volcano fort and speaks some evil incantations. Nothing appears though. Aw.

EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN STATUS

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CHAMPION HEALTH:|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
-mild cold
-temporary blind in one eye
-DRUNK AND POISONED!

[IcyTea31]

Using my awesome Gun Fu powers, triple-wield submachineguns and enter the VOLCANO FORTRESS as a hurricane of bullets.

[poketwo]

Okey, your asking for it
SUMMON GOOD, NOT EVIL AND GENERALLY NICE HIGH FANTASY JOHN WILKES BOOTH

[IcyTea31]

Okey, your asking for it
SUMMON GOOD, NOT EVIL AND GENERALLY NICE BUT STILL OPPOSING EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN HIGH FANTASY JOHN WILKES BOOTH

FTFY. We wouldn't want to get double the trouble, would we?

[Parsely]

ARM SLAVES WITH FIREARMS AND EXPLOSIVES THAT THEY TOTALLY KNOW HOW TO USE! ATTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blazing glory]

Karate ninja kick!

[TamerVirus]

Using my awesome Gun Fu powers, triple-wield submachineguns and enter the VOLCANO FORTRESS as a hurricane of bullets.

[4] You duel wield two machine guns as well as a third in your mouth....somehow.You spin like a tornado! Bullets fly! Some even manage to graze EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN!

Okey, your asking for it
SUMMON GOOD, NOT EVIL AND GENERALLY NICE HIGH FANTASY JOHN WILKES BOOTH

[6]Channeling the energies of history, you plead to the strings of alternate universes to aid you in the quest to GM! Suddenly a rift opens, and an armor-clad, sword wielding figure appears! YOU HAVE CALLED FORTH HEROIC FANTASY JOHN WILKES BOOTH, SLAYER OF TYRANNY! Unexpectedly, a second rift appears! An angry-looking shrouded man appears! Apparently you have used too much energy in the summing process as you have also called forth OPPOSED TO LIFE NECROMANCER JEFFERSON DAVIS!

ARM SLAVES WITH FIREARMS AND EXPLOSIVES THAT THEY TOTALLY KNOW HOW TO USE! ATTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1] Finding a conveniently placed shipping crate filled with "my little rebel" weapon kits, you proudly proclaim: AK47's FOR EVERYONE! Your rebel army fails to understand your commands to attack the volcano fortress right in front of them, however. They instead march off to attack Indonesia and the unrelated volcano base at KRAKATOA! 

Karate ninja kick!

[5] Channeling your inner ninja, you perform a karate kick so massive that it resurctures your past! You are now a trained ninja!(+1 to ninja rolls)

I call in a favor from the current president to carpet bomb the fortress with anti-personnel mines.

[6] Using your high-tech smoke signal generator and the fact that you are awesome bros, you message in the direction of the white house! "NEED BOMB PLOX!" "K BRO" Not soon after, a larger bomber appears, dropping ANTI-PERSONNEL MINES! Uhh... They seem to be bombing indiscriminately! Now the ENTIRE BATTLEFIELD IS MINED UP YO!. You see another smoke signal rise up in the distance! "MY B LOL-O"

GET ANGRY ARGHHHHHHH!!!!

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[5] Upon seeing his MOST HATED OPPONENTS, EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN focuses the alcohol, cyanide, and ANGER into SHEER POWER! He heals his temporary blindness as HE GAINS EVIL LASER VISION! 

STAB YONDER TYRANT WITH THINE BLADE!

[1] He runs towards Lincoln, only to step on an anti-personal mine! [5] He is relatively unscathed by the explosion, however!

CONFEDERATE SOLDIERS! RISE!

[2] A really crummy looking skeleton appears, only to disintegrate after it trips an a nearby rock. Whelp.

STATUS!

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EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN HEALTH:|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
-HAS THE LASER EYES OF EVIL!
HIGH FANTASY JOHN WILKES BOOTH HEALTH:|||||||||||||||
NECROMANCER JEFFERSON DAVIS HEALTH: |||||||||||||||

Blazing glory: Recursively a ninja! (+1 to ninjary rolls!)