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Author Topic: Roll to Derp [Minimalist Fantasy]  (Read 7046 times)

Singularity125

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Roll to Derp [Minimalist Fantasy]
« on: April 08, 2014, 12:12:58 pm »

((I've never done one of these before... let's see what happens!))

You first become aware that your head is pounding unpleasantly. Before even opening your eyes, you struggle to recollect the events of the previous evening. Everything in your memory seems to be swimming past as you attempt to grab hold of it. Only one thing is sure... you have a hell of a hangover. What did you do last night?

Wait, that's not what bothers you yet. Right now you just have to remember who you are. With some gargantuan effort you manage to piece together a few small details about your life...

Name:
Race:
Gender:
Class:
Skills [3]:
Flavor Bio (Optional):

((No limitations on these items besides the three skill limit. I don't necessarily have a ruleset defined either. C'mon, it's minimalist! Everyone gets their own character and can jump in at any time. So... let's derp!))
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Re: Roll to Derp [Minimalist Fantasy]
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2014, 12:19:21 pm »

Name: Klint Bloodmurderer
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Class: Barbarian
Skills [3]: Killing Things With His Bare Hands And Teeth, Screaming, Deadly Defensive Flailing With His Obscenely Muscular Arms
Flavor Bio (Optional): Klint knows not why he is here, as he suffers from rather terrible memory loss issues. He isn't even sure his name is actually Klint Bloodmurderer, actually. It just feels like it should be. He stopped worrying about all these things ages ago, however. Now he simply lives in the moment.
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Re: Roll to Derp [Minimalist Fantasy]
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2014, 12:22:31 pm »

Name: Mugen Kuro
Race: Magical Fox.
Gender: Male
Class: Sorcerer
Skills: Wandless Magic(Does not require focusing instrument to cast magic)
         Dualwielding(Is quite capable at dual wielding weapons)
         Foxfire(Can create fire instantly on tails)
Flavor Bio: Mugen Kuro is an immortal magical fox, who's been alive for a little under 500 years. After training for many years in a hidden sanctuary, he became a rather competent bounty hunter, and was absurdly in tune with his magic. He constantly claims to be a Kitsune, even though he isn't.
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Re: Roll to Derp [Minimalist Fantasy]
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2014, 12:23:03 pm »

Name: Jerry
Race: Booze Elemental
Gender: Male
Class: Booze Party Wizard
Skills [3]: Booze Magic, Party Tricks, Telling bad jokes
Flavor Bio (Optional): Summoned by a clown wizard for some sort of joke. Unfortunatelly, he turned out to be a really good party wizard,  upstaging his summoner easily. He now travels the world for parties to entertain children at.
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Re: Roll to Derp [Minimalist Fantasy]
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2014, 12:29:54 pm »

Name: Food-Cookbold
Race: Kobold
Gender: Male
Class: Chef
Skills [3]: Pie Making, Meat Cooking, Butchering
Flavor Bio (Optional): Key Lime
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Re: Roll to Derp [Minimalist Fantasy]
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2014, 12:47:27 pm »

Name: Jase Bladeheart
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Class: Swordmaster
Skills [3]: Using swords, Balance, Parrying
Flavor Bio (Optional): He was a mercenary, and a half-decent one at that. He and the other members of his outfit were drinking after the completion of a rather difficult task. He sort of expected a hangover, but not such a severe one.
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Re: Roll to Derp [Minimalist Fantasy]
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2014, 03:08:36 pm »

((So I got real into this and it looks decidedly... un-minimalistic. Oops! Shorter, crazier updates should commence after this, hopefully :P))

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Hope nobody gets upset about me immediately screwing with their backstory and choices. This is Roll to Derp after all. And you're hungover. So let's say you were... misremembering. XD Anyone who rolled a 1 and didn't get their choice gets a consolation Awesome Point (TM) which does... something, eventually.  ;)
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Re: Roll to Derp [Minimalist Fantasy]
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2014, 03:14:27 pm »

Hmm, so how in the nine circles of Hell do I get out of here? I wonder if I could get a better look of my surroundings?
Get off bed. Explore surroundings.

I wonder if anyone can guess what my name means.
Question. How does magic work here, anyway?
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Re: Roll to Derp [Minimalist Fantasy]
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2014, 03:22:47 pm »

Wow, the guy who set out making a graceful elven swordmaster ended up with a better barbarian than the guy who chose to make a barbarian :P
Ask the man what happened.
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Re: Roll to Derp [Minimalist Fantasy]
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2014, 03:38:06 pm »

Check what food supplies they have.
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Re: Roll to Derp [Minimalist Fantasy]
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2014, 03:45:54 pm »

((I was trying to make a graceful human swordmaster, but this turned out better than I could have imagined. Other than being an elf. Maybe I should change my name to Cacame.))

Stand up and grab Skullsmasher, then take a look at my surroundings.
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Re: Roll to Derp [Minimalist Fantasy]
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2014, 03:51:11 pm »

Hope nobody gets upset about me immediately screwing with their backstory and choices. This is Roll to Derp after all. And you're hungover. So let's say you were... misremembering. XD Anyone who rolled a 1 and didn't get their choice gets a consolation Awesome Point (TM) which does... something, eventually.  ;)
((A: Thus far you are a fantastic GM :)  B: Is there a way to earn Awesome Points besides being screwed over at chargen?))
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Re: Roll to Derp [Minimalist Fantasy]
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2014, 04:45:35 pm »

See, he gets the awesome character AND the awesome points. :p

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Re: Roll to Derp [Minimalist Fantasy]
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2014, 05:02:58 pm »

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Re: Roll to Derp [Minimalist Fantasy]
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2014, 07:44:29 pm »

Name: Clock of the Wlack
Race: Giant Barbecue Chicken
Gender: Male
Class: Gizzard Wizard
Skills [3]: Saucery, Clubbery, Wizardy
Flavor Bio (Optional): Bawwwk *sizzle*
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