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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113681 times)

KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2415 on: February 24, 2018, 10:02:44 pm »

Put a heat shield on it, then deorbit it and hope it strikes something important.

A flower pot sitting in a 1x1x1m space 5 km deep in Earth's crust.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2416 on: February 24, 2018, 10:06:19 pm »

That's clearly a contained SCP. Breach confinement.

Reason.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2417 on: February 25, 2018, 12:14:13 am »

Use it to convince someone to dig a flower pot from 5 kilometers underground.

A single infrared photon..
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2418 on: February 27, 2018, 10:10:35 am »

Accelerate it to faster than light, breaking the universe by quickly causing it to die by the explanation of your preferred theoretical model (I am not a physicist! Cut me some nonexistent slack.)

Anti-Light
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2419 on: February 27, 2018, 10:49:23 am »

Accelerate it to faster than light, breaking the universe by quickly causing it to die by the explanation of your preferred theoretical model (I am not a physicist! Cut me some nonexistent slack.)

Anti-Light
Shine light on it, making an explosion.

A potato.
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2420 on: February 27, 2018, 03:15:57 pm »

Place electrodes into potato. Attach capacitor and wheels. Duct-tape knife to newly mobile potato. Watch the carnage.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2421 on: February 27, 2018, 03:28:41 pm »

Open for a shockwave.

A bottle filed with air. Yes filed, not filled.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2422 on: February 27, 2018, 03:31:52 pm »

Replace someone air container with it,they need to breathe something.

A piece of gum.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2423 on: February 27, 2018, 03:56:09 pm »

Replace someone air container with it,they need to breathe something.

A piece of gum.
Shove into clock gears and wait for something to pop out. That will hit someone.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2424 on: February 27, 2018, 04:30:19 pm »

The right words to the right people can make them do anything.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2425 on: February 27, 2018, 04:57:25 pm »



A nice sub sandwich.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2426 on: March 06, 2018, 12:17:11 pm »

If you cram it fast enough into someone mouth they will choke.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2427 on: March 06, 2018, 12:40:21 pm »

Make it 0 lightyears away from target.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2428 on: March 06, 2018, 12:46:47 pm »

Poke it in the eye and aim it at the target.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2429 on: March 06, 2018, 01:01:55 pm »

Attach explosives to it.

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