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[KittyTac]

((Fun fact: That was a paradox, as it was unweaponizable and you weaponized it)) Sell it to the Devil for some weaponizable ability.

This thread.

[King Zultan]

Show it to North Korea and let them get some ideas form it.

Communism

[Mathel]

Rally unhappy people under it's banner.

An imaginary manticore

[AzyWng]

Communism

Clearly what you're supposed to do is show it to the internet so it can collectively screech at you. Then record that screech and play it in the ear of your victim at top volume.

Anyway, the imaginary manticore... The easiest way would be to trick people into thinking it's true, then trick your victim into running into some other trap in an attempt to escape. How you'd make the imaginary seem real is your problem.

A FitBit.

[TalonisWolf]

Get someone to obsess over their fitness so much that they lose all connections with the real world. Repeat until it destabilizes the target nation or organization.

The Unweaponable Human

[Mathel]

Get someone to obsess over their fitness so much that they lose all connections with the real world. Repeat until it destabilizes the target nation or organization.

The Unweaponable Human

As in pacifist? Give them some research to do, which secretly is for a weapon of mass destruction.

AzyWng's skippage.

[Puppyguard]

Have him skip his heart transplant.

A generic biscuit.

[TalonisWolf]

Choke on it, use it as bait, drop in the middle of a crowd of starving people, etc.

A Cold Foot.

[King Zultan]

Make it so cold it gets frostbite.

A severed finger.

[TalonisWolf]

Use it to poke an eye out.

A smile.

[MoonyTheHuman]

If its a toothy smile, have your victim toothily smile at wolves. Otherwise make it so that if they stop smiling, they die

[KittyTac]

People who forget to weaponize things.

[Mathel]

Send them to a fortress, to provoke pulling that lever. ((the one that floods the world with magma))

The object depicted in my avatar.

[KittyTac]

Show it to someone and ask them "What is this thing?" and while they're looking at it, stab them in the back.

Breakfast cereal.

[King Zultan]

Replace the sugar coating with crack and give it to kids.

A tin of beans.