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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113626 times)

Sl4cker

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1575 on: October 29, 2015, 06:52:18 pm »

Electric chairs.

Electric chairs.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1576 on: October 29, 2015, 06:53:17 pm »

Beat someone upside the head with it. Clearly, this is the only effective way to use it!

A perfectly harmless object.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1577 on: October 29, 2015, 07:01:20 pm »

Break it, and use the shards to shank someone.


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1578 on: October 29, 2015, 07:08:59 pm »

Break it, and use the shards to shank someone.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1579 on: October 29, 2015, 07:36:45 pm »

Send them back in time to the 2nd millennium. Have them rule the world.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1580 on: October 30, 2015, 12:26:11 am »

  Ignoring the more obvious answer, genetically modify rats, cockroaches or some other pest to exhale and secrete it and release on target.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1581 on: October 30, 2015, 01:10:32 am »

Pull it out of a dyke.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1582 on: October 30, 2015, 01:20:51 am »

Hurl them into the earth to wipe out the dinosaurs.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1583 on: October 30, 2015, 01:28:13 am »

Spook someone to death.
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A loaded rocket launcher.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1584 on: October 30, 2015, 07:38:09 am »

Replace a rail in a railway line with it. The rocket launcher's inferior structural properties will cause derailment.

A gallon tank of aviation fuel.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1585 on: October 30, 2015, 10:53:51 am »

replace a chipperies oil supply witb it

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1586 on: October 30, 2015, 01:08:40 pm »

replace a chipperies oil supply witb it

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you mean this cake?

An anti-tank rifle.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1587 on: October 30, 2015, 01:26:56 pm »

An anti-tank rifle.

Is simple, Ivan. Boolets go in there in a metal box, you pull trigger, boolets go out other end. Point other end at not friend, pull trigger.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1588 on: October 30, 2015, 01:59:04 pm »

Show to some Ivan you know.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1589 on: October 30, 2015, 02:04:43 pm »

piss off people by stopping the count dead all day everyday.

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