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Dutrius

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1245 on: March 17, 2015, 12:25:20 pm »

"Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand?"
No, It's a spoon. Which I am jamming into your eyes.


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1246 on: March 19, 2015, 05:14:30 am »

Suffocation.

Jelly beans.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1247 on: March 19, 2015, 01:40:51 pm »

Licorice flavor. AaaaAaaaah!

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« Reply #1248 on: March 19, 2015, 01:49:52 pm »

I'm fairly certain that a burrito dropped from an airplane can hit a person at 200+ MPH, which if it hits his head, would probably kill him. Also, heart attack.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1249 on: March 19, 2015, 09:00:00 pm »

Large wooden furnitures are a very real crushing hazard.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1250 on: March 20, 2015, 01:16:59 am »

Large wooden furnitures are a very real crushing hazard.

Bottlecap.

Weld it over a critical release valve, watch as pressure build up causes things to blow.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1251 on: March 20, 2015, 01:40:40 am »

Advising a charismatic but untalented artist to take up politics so that he can find success.

Paper clips and a Subway coupon
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1252 on: March 20, 2015, 06:51:58 am »

Advising a charismatic but untalented artist to take up politics so that he can find success.

Paper clips and a Subway coupon

(Dude you just invoked Godwin's law! Are you TRYING to kill the thread?!?!)

Use the coupon to distract the guy you pay to get on, the stab him with the clips.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1253 on: March 20, 2015, 08:16:10 am »

On a snail.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1254 on: March 22, 2015, 03:13:03 pm »

You get run over by an ambulance.


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1255 on: March 22, 2015, 04:11:47 pm »

  The bomb was activated bythat part of the light spectrum (i.e Colour Light activated), or a Psycopath is set off by the colour blue and goes on a rampage.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1256 on: March 22, 2015, 05:11:10 pm »

The gas inside the bubbles is volatile when exposed to oxygen, of the order of 3 magnitudes larger than TNT.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1257 on: March 22, 2015, 05:23:43 pm »

Twenty bucks says that gas is some compound involving fluorine.
You don't need to weaponize fluorine, fluorine comes pre-weaponized for your convenience. This is why the above post didn't ask what to weaponize.

Weaponize: orthoclase feldspar.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1258 on: March 22, 2015, 07:04:07 pm »

Make someone try and spell it blind.

Weaponize: PENIS
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1259 on: March 22, 2015, 11:59:30 pm »

Machine Gun Jubbly fembots finally meet their match.

Weaponize: Mickey Mouse.
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