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[Mesa]

Choke a small animal with it.

A tank with a missing turret, no ammunition and broken treads.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Use as a prism in a LAZOR.
Attach turret, fill with ammo, and fix the treads.

Contrails

[Comrade Shamrock]

Tell someone to examine it on the wing and then wiggle the wings watch them fall.

A broadsword in perfect condition capable of cleaving someone in twain

[richeygator]

A broadsword in perfect condition capable of cleaving someone in twain

melt it down into crosses to bribe a local corrupt church into killing vampires,
take a tooth from one of the vampires and use it to make a wooden knife,
use the wood knife to make a spear so that you can push a button to make a small bunny die,
eats the small bunny and poke someone with its bones to cause minor discomfort-easy

(come on guys we are getting lazy lets start to WAY over-complicate things)

ALL THE MONEYS

[GrizzlyAdamz]

(problem is, there're only so many ways you can kill someone)

Use to make a very expensive paper-mache pinata. Fill it with nitroglycerin.

A globe

[Comrade Shamrock]

Buy millions of tonnes of space capable materials, build a space station capable of destroying a planet, leaving a vent straight to its core that will make if explode if a single shot is fired down it. Sell the space station for profit and use the money to convert the moon into a mobile mining station. Using it strip many planets of their resources and use them to build an armada capable of destroying the space station and sell it to their competitors. Use the money to upgrade the moon mining base. Strip yet more planets of resources and using these recourses and the money construct an army and navy to conquer the galaxy vaporising everyone in your way.

Hide a button launching all the nukes in the world in it.

A rubber chicken.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Shatter into many pieces.
Use glass to make a Macuahitl.
Slash people's eyeballs out.
Shoot eyeballs out at high speeds.
Fill with concrete.
Whack someone in the leg.
Wait for them to either bleed out, or fall unconscious.

Mutants and Masterminds, 2nd Edition.

[RAM]

Pull out the pages and fold them to look like animals. Leave a trail of animals that includes a flight of stairs. Leave the cover precariously balanced on said flight of stairs and paint it to be indistinguishable from the stairs under it...

The fact that nobody is willing to Macgyver in this thread.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Hm, codify all the non-macgyver posts on bullets. Exact righteous vengeance on thread-goers.

A long-sleeve flannel shirt, a double-sided collapsible canoe paddle, 1 gallon of water, the contents of your average sink cupboard, and a toothpick.

[Mapleguy555]

Drown self in water while simultaneously asphyxiating yourself with the flannel shirt while simultaneously attacking yourself with both the canoe paddle and the toothpick mere moments after ingesting the stuff in the cupboard. (Or, y'know, do this to someone else.)

Gaben.

[wer6]

Gaben shall order the great crusade against the heathen EA! Many billions will fall under gabens pope-like rule, and billions will die as the Fans of steam clash against the elite lawyers of EA.

[Mesa]

Put someone into the vacuum of your nonexistent item(s).

Orthodontic headgear.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

bashed people with it

pirates that pirate video games.

[Arcvasti]

Encourage them to spread the practice until EVERYONE does it and the industry of the target company[#EA] dies.

A nerf gun.

[Mapleguy555]

Modify N-Strike model to fire harder and faster, replace upper part of N-Strike Dart with lethal ballistic.

Gollum.