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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 115824 times)

Dunamisdeos

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #885 on: July 11, 2014, 06:31:24 pm »

1)Change raws
2)Observe.

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Mapleguy555

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #886 on: July 11, 2014, 06:33:31 pm »

Serve it to people who are allergic.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #887 on: July 11, 2014, 06:43:45 pm »

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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #888 on: July 11, 2014, 07:48:15 pm »

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One live bluejay, no cage.
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Evaris

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #889 on: July 11, 2014, 07:55:39 pm »

Kill it and sharpen it's bones and beak into needles.  Alternatively, tie it down so it can't fly away and feed it until you get enough bird poop to make explosives. 

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Mapleguy555

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #890 on: July 11, 2014, 08:00:15 pm »

Torture your 'friends' who hate the show.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #891 on: July 11, 2014, 08:05:27 pm »

Make it not-so-live, combine the feathers with the bunny bone arroowheads, bunny sinew, & some sticks, accessorize your brutal bunny-skin murder mask with a gruesome bluejay skull necklace. Tip bunny arrowheads with rotten bluejay gristle, (if you aren't planning on eating your prey). Otherwise ascribe mystical powers to bluejay innards & consume them for placebo berserking.

Tie the ends, apply heavy coat of polyeurethane, fill with gasoline, affix fuse.

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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #892 on: July 11, 2014, 08:40:00 pm »

Fill with gasoline, affix fuses to hummingbirds, fling hummingbirds ar your foes.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #893 on: July 11, 2014, 08:43:34 pm »

A big red button. That triggers the coat/shirts self destruct.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #894 on: July 11, 2014, 09:50:47 pm »

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #895 on: July 11, 2014, 09:58:09 pm »

Raise money for the Liberal Crime Squad, which has become Chaotic Stupid Evil.

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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #896 on: July 11, 2014, 10:21:00 pm »

Crossed over. Gave up the Ghost. Urist became a tree root inspector.

Reality TV
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #897 on: July 11, 2014, 10:56:59 pm »

  Murderous Jealous Stalkers.

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Mapleguy555

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #898 on: July 11, 2014, 11:16:07 pm »

The Player's Mother cuts in twain TalonisWolf with the -steel cleaver-.
The part goes flying in an arc.

The tiniest speck of dust.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #899 on: July 11, 2014, 11:36:37 pm »

The Player's Mother cuts in twain TalonisWolf with the -steel cleaver-.
The part goes flying in an arc.

The tiniest speck of dust.

Inject it into someone's bloodstream, let it accumulate platelets and fat until it clogs an artery, causing shock, embolism, heart attack, or stroke. 

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