Topic: Weaponize it. (Read 113728 times)

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER · « **Reply #975 on:** July 19, 2014, 11:11:18 pm »

Flying death fish

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Comrade Shamrock · « **Reply #976 on:** July 19, 2014, 11:14:29 pm »

Poison it and give it to the fairest maiden in the land.

Jelly

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER · « **Reply #977 on:** July 19, 2014, 11:16:22 pm »

Cause people to choke on it

The computers called "Atari 8-bit family"

Comrade Shamrock · « **Reply #978 on:** July 19, 2014, 11:19:58 pm »

People explode when they learn it can't operate modern games.

A dwarf with a candy axe.

richeygator · « **Reply #979 on:** July 19, 2014, 11:32:27 pm »

Use it to carve a smiley face in the ground to cause mild confusion

A dead mime corpse

Comrade Shamrock · « **Reply #980 on:** July 19, 2014, 11:36:21 pm »

Throw it in someone's house, watch them die of the plague.

A chicken.

BlitzDungeoneer · « **Reply #981 on:** July 20, 2014, 03:10:18 am »

Launch it, beak-first, through someone's head.

Me.

Lyeos · « **Reply #982 on:** July 20, 2014, 03:21:54 am »

Beat someone to death with your corpse, DF style.

A single drop of water.

richeygator · « **Reply #983 on:** July 20, 2014, 04:02:53 am »

Drown a very tiny ant

A platapus

Comrade Shamrock · « **Reply #984 on:** July 20, 2014, 05:42:19 am »

Call it Perry and send it up against Doctor Doofenshmirtz.

Three cent.

BlitzDungeoneer · « **Reply #985 on:** July 20, 2014, 05:47:24 am »

Melt it. Force into someone's mouth.

Generic Roleplaying Systems.

Comrade Shamrock · « **Reply #986 on:** July 20, 2014, 05:50:09 am »

Roll a d20 to wound. Crit, he's dead

An exploding chicken.

Aslandus · « **Reply #987 on:** July 20, 2014, 10:42:24 am »

Use as bludgeoning tool, explode it on hit for extra impact

a baseball cap

snackfox · « **Reply #988 on:** July 20, 2014, 10:50:48 am »

Stuff it down someone's throat.

A computer keyboard without the keys.

richeygator · « **Reply #989 on:** July 20, 2014, 11:02:57 am »

rewire it into a tazer to kill small rodents such as bunny-or just shock yourself your call

a cloak

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