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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 115791 times)

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #945 on: July 14, 2014, 10:54:58 pm »

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #946 on: July 14, 2014, 11:06:53 pm »

stun everyone and enslave them.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #947 on: July 14, 2014, 11:13:26 pm »

Use it to confuse the colourblind people.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #948 on: July 15, 2014, 12:52:12 pm »

They come with a convenient bent end to nail people to boards and prevent them from freeing themselves. Plus, blunt ends hurt going through the body.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #949 on: July 15, 2014, 12:58:38 pm »

Digitize it and embed a virus.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #950 on: July 15, 2014, 12:59:48 pm »

Use pressurized helium to make a hydraulic toothpick.

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« Reply #951 on: July 15, 2014, 06:22:50 pm »

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #952 on: July 15, 2014, 06:47:00 pm »

Assemble a makeshift long-flail. Wrap one end of the cable around the ruler to form a handle, break the central tine out of the discs-container and insert the other end of the cable into it. Use extra slack to encircle back through the new central hole several times. Flatten out the paper clips and insert them into the rubber of the cable at the flail-end for some morningstar/nailbat action. Use the mouse pieces & phone for opening-move throwing fodder.

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« Reply #953 on: July 17, 2014, 06:00:29 am »

Push it. (Big cabinet and why is a ceiling fan in it? :D)

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #954 on: July 17, 2014, 06:01:48 am »

Place gunpowder in barrels, place fuse in, light fuse, roll down a hill towards enemies.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #955 on: July 17, 2014, 06:10:22 am »

Addict people to it, deprive them of it, watch the world burn.

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« Reply #956 on: July 17, 2014, 07:19:25 am »

throw people on to those plants

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« Reply #957 on: July 17, 2014, 07:58:06 am »

Frustration

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #958 on: July 17, 2014, 08:51:51 am »

Brain? Do you mean Brian?

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #959 on: July 17, 2014, 09:11:50 am »

Give Brian Blessed a megaphone and have him shout into it. Amplify the resulting sound

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