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[Comrade Shamrock]

Give someone a golden ring, tell him it's his precious.

The writing on the wall.

[richeygator]

(problem is, there're only so many ways you can kill someone)

OHHH great armok god of blood,
bless me with the ability to smite this man
who questions you and your absolute power of death and destruction,
let him tremble before you and your infinite universes,
that you reforge and remake with not but a single thought,
knowing there is NO limit to the many ways you could torture his miniscule useless soul
4:41 bible of the god of blood

i think i did pretty good(maybe im planning on writing a full armok bible )

step 1:distract a dwarf long enough to make it starve and drop the barrel it was carrying in a hallway
step 2:set up a trap to kill whoever goes for the barrel that causes a cave in
step 3:use the cave in to lock all of your dwarfs outside in an evil biome to make them husks
step 4:use the husks to kill anything that comes near your fortress and build a shrine to armok
step 5:raid cites to sacrifice everyone to the shrine
step 6:kill absolutely everything in the world except yourself
step 7:armok will come and give you a cookie
step 9:its a poisonous cookie and you use it to kill yourself
step 10:profit

a digital copy of minecraft

[RAM]

What, the source? Attempt to copyright it under someone else's name...

Everything that is currently within arm's reach of you. No moving your hips!

P.S.
 Weapons do not need to be lethal, you can expand your options to include all manner of inconvenience...

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Shatter the screen of my iPod, stab people with shards, use rest as a small bludgeoning weapon.

3D.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Drop 3 huge D's from the sky. Watch person go splat! 

A leprechaun

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Humbug, there're only a handful of key bodily functions whose (feasible) disruption would cause acute death syndrome. Everything else is just fluff.

Remove his moral compass and the kids will only find death in their pursuit.

A living stalk of corn.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

drop on to city's

lack off an god

[GrizzlyAdamz]

wat?

Quantum laser-shooting dice-rollers.
"God doesn't play dice with the universe"

A canvas painting in an ornate, heavy frame, a plastic cup, a small (filled) toolbox, a half-complete tent kit, and a toothpick.

[Mapleguy555]

Ask passerby for help in setting up your tent. When the victim is not looking, immobilize them with the toothpick, robust them with the toolbox, and torment them with the painting while you continue to robust them. Calmly tap blood from the toothpick hole into the plastic cup. Drink to gain POWER.

A third wheel.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

run over people with it.

the fourth wall

[Worldmaster27]

Instantly rebuild it while someone is walking through it.

A certain someone's tumblr

[Lyeos]

What little sanity was left is no longer in the building, thank you. That's how you do it.

A pint of chocolate milk.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

inject it into the bloodstream.

an person swimming in money (he that rich)

[Mapleguy555]

Push him to deepest part, weighed down with the money. Wait for person to die from drowning in the money, exhaustion, pressure, or a combination of the three.

Cuteness.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

cuteness overload

Sony