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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113785 times)

Varee

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #900 on: July 12, 2014, 02:00:06 am »

move it faster than light and causing a destructive reaction including triggering nuclear reaction in everything in touch.


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #901 on: July 12, 2014, 02:03:40 am »

.... Stick a giant funnel into someone's mouth, then fill it with water, and keep filling it with water... The water's pressure will force them to have to swallow it, and keeeeep pouring water in, until their organs presumably rupture ooooor they drown. Either one. Not even kidding, this is a thing.

Also, in large amounts, water is lethal. Yup. Water poisoning is a thing.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #902 on: July 12, 2014, 02:25:50 am »

Clench the fingers.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #903 on: July 12, 2014, 10:44:26 am »

Voodoo curses.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #904 on: July 12, 2014, 10:47:48 am »

Chubby bunny suffocation


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #905 on: July 12, 2014, 02:30:21 pm »

The term "grape shot" can be caused to take on a more literal meaning.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #906 on: July 12, 2014, 02:39:36 pm »

Small is a relative term, just as giant is. Prepare to be smothered by plush.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #907 on: July 12, 2014, 02:40:13 pm »

Use as a distraction while you take over the world.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #908 on: July 12, 2014, 03:09:08 pm »

Make people hate each other.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #909 on: July 12, 2014, 03:54:33 pm »

Accelerate, then suddenly decelerate using the body of your opponent.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #910 on: July 13, 2014, 01:33:54 am »

Drop someone onto Jupiter.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #911 on: July 13, 2014, 01:37:54 am »

Push it off a high tower onto someone.

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« Reply #912 on: July 13, 2014, 03:54:25 am »

Make it into an heir. Watch succession wars. Conquer the ruins.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #913 on: July 13, 2014, 03:58:42 am »

Give it to MacGyver's evil twin.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #914 on: July 13, 2014, 06:11:15 am »

Throw someone in a cesspool or septic tank, your choice.

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