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[Lyeos]

Break it, shoving the pieces through their eyes! Bonus points if it's coated in something like, I dunno, vinegar or lemon juice.

Lyeos.

[Tawa]

Dude, quit talking about things that are obviously weapons.

A stick of spearmint gum.

[Worldmaster27]

Drive Cthulhu insane.
Use it as a minty-fresh spear.

$0.03

[Tawa]

Sharpen the pennies. Use them as shuriken.

+5 charisma necktie.

[Comrade P.]

4e DnD paladins roll attacking abilities with charisma, you know.

4e DnD rulebook

[Tawa]

+42 rulebook of 1-20 roll critical hits.

A small circuit board.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Use as ammunition for a railgun.

Boulderharem.

[Lyeos]

... Turn it into a fad, make me want to murder Prophet for spreading it.

A piece of pumpkin pie.

[Comrade P.]

Put it down one's throat, making him choke to death with it.

A job application sheet.

[Tawa]

It's posion! Yes, that says posion, it's a very deadly substance found on Mercury!
Applying for Professional Cyanide Tester.

The letters N n e d  3 S on a piece of paper.

[hops]

Convince some idiots that it's a Brown note and watch them fool themselves to death.

Kevak.

[IronTomato]

Use as a trap.

Get it? Because... haha.. ha... hm.

Lemonade.

[Lyeos]

Replace their blood with it. Slowly.

Inactive Players.

[Worldmaster27]

DPH thread

14 Wheel of Time books

[Lyeos]

... Smash heads by making them out of metal.

Shameless not-self promotion!