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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 115694 times)

Comrade P.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #630 on: May 05, 2014, 03:03:22 pm »
Putting things like that down one's throat should be useful.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #631 on: May 05, 2014, 03:32:46 pm »
Throw the thing with the keyboard on it, or, alternatively, use the keyboard to type eldritch curses.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #632 on: May 05, 2014, 03:51:37 pm »
It's filled with liquid nicotine, which is not quite entirely unlike tea, and ingested by one of your family members.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #633 on: May 05, 2014, 03:59:51 pm »
Give that hero the chance to exchange it for an epic mega awesome power. After (s)he accepts, inform the hero that the useless power was required to save the world.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #634 on: May 05, 2014, 04:02:13 pm »
Use to declare war on another country, while pretending to be the UK.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #635 on: May 05, 2014, 04:34:46 pm »
RUBBER BAND ARCHERS, FIRE!

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #636 on: May 05, 2014, 04:41:22 pm »
That scrap of paper is someone's birth certificate. Congratulations, you just made someone the unluckiest man in the world, capable of bringing wars with his mere presence.

Phobotos. (no you can't whack someone on the head with him.)
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #637 on: May 05, 2014, 05:19:38 pm »
Have him give a vision of horrible weapons to a deranged man.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #638 on: May 10, 2014, 08:19:33 am »
Assuming you mean the word, Weeping Angels.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #639 on: May 10, 2014, 08:25:35 am »
Pull.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #640 on: May 10, 2014, 08:53:30 am »
Have a controlled yet violent seizure, using it to your advantage in order to flail around hitting people.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #641 on: May 10, 2014, 09:09:42 am »
>:D Stab someone with it.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #642 on: May 10, 2014, 09:18:59 am »
Show it to someone who has a phobia of that symbol.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #643 on: May 10, 2014, 02:10:31 pm »
Use controlled breeding to encourage acidity in their excretions.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #644 on: May 11, 2014, 11:19:39 am »
Yo momma is so fat, she creates a black hole that kills everyone.

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