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[Lyeos]

Make me go into a rampage by his nonstop boulderharem references.

A nonexistent thing that nobody ever has nor will think up or make.

[Worldmaster27]

Using your meta-knowledge, tell someone that it exists and they can only get it by preforming an amount of horrific deeds. The amount is unspecified.

Ducttape

[Prophet]

If its a strip tape it to somebodies eyeballs and rip them out. If its those big thick rolls of them then just beat somebody to death with it.

Knowledge.

((Why won't you let me traumatize people with my boulderharem references.))

[My Name is Immaterial]

Knowledge = Power = Electricity = Lightning. Lightning + Person = Pain.

A grilled cheese sandwich.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Feed so many to someone that they no longer like it.

A mathematical proof.

[Helgoland]

P=NP. All modern cryptography is rendered worthless. Chaos breaks out.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Presumably, yours was nothing. Therefore, reduce everything to nothing.

Magical fruit.

[Prophet]

The magical fruit explodes in a firestorm.

A trap's boulderharem.

[Worldmaster27]

Ruin it, driving the trap into Melancholy.

A mood

[Tawa]

Mood is bad mood, bad mood leads to tantrum, tantrum leads to death.

A d20.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Rig it so it constantly lands on 1 while having the player be at the opposite end of the table of whoever you're trying to hit. They will flip the table. Eventually.

Child care.

[Tawa]

Those who perform child care can brainwash children. Therefore, those children can be brainwashed into human weapons.

A toy pokeball.

[Noel.se]

Shoot it at someones head at high speed.

The lower boards.

[Tawa]

Use all the insanity to smash the upper boards, replicate the lower boards in a DF way to replace the upper boards, and then abandon our creation for the Motherland.

A silver shrimp fork.

[WillowLuman]

Stab shrimpmen with it, of course.

The Santa Ana's.