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[Worldmaster27]

Make someone rage at you for not continuing the thread.

Paladin

[Lyeos]

Convince him someone is evil.

The color blue.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Form a cult worshipping it and attack visitors, "converting" them with blue paint.

The sky.

[Worldmaster27]

Get rid of it, exposing all to the sun's radiation!

Reddit

[WillowLuman]

Link to it, wasting people's evenings.

Fandom

[TamerVirus]

Have someone say bad things about the product, sit back and watch him be beaten to death by angry fanboys

Bacon

[PrivateNomad]

Eating too much can lead to high cholesterol, leading to a heart attack.

A perfectly healthy human being who refuses to do harm to anyone or anything.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Throw him at someone, in such a way tha he can't do anything other than watch.

1+1

[WillowLuman]

Dual wield the integers, hook them with the bit on the end and trap them in a value between 1 and 2

Nonsensical math

[TamerVirus]

Miscalculating the trajectory of a missile with nonsense math = BOOM

WWE's tag team division

[Lyeos]

Throw all of them at the crowd.

Cheating at games.

[IronTomato]

Literally cheat at the game of Life.

Monopoly.

[Worldmaster27]

Be that guy who has to look up the rules. Every. Single. Turn.. The other players will eventually die of sleep deprivation. Or go mad. Whichever comes first.

A roll of ducttape.

[Lyeos]

Orbital Duct Tape Cannon. Or, you know, make them choke on a ball of it.

A supermassive black hole in a pocket dimension with myself as the center of said black hole.

[Worldmaster27]

You ambush ships trying to use the blackhole as a way of exiting the Pocket Dimension.

A pacifist Jello creature.