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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113682 times)

Imperial Guardsman

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #300 on: April 13, 2014, 06:41:02 pm »

tie into clump and use as garrote

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #301 on: April 13, 2014, 06:49:37 pm »

Tickle someone to death.

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Kilojoule Proton

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #302 on: April 13, 2014, 08:17:38 pm »

Show to someone with heart problems.

A wish.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #303 on: April 13, 2014, 08:18:19 pm »

I wish I had a Death Note.

A plastic cup of booze.
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Kilojoule Proton

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #304 on: April 13, 2014, 08:35:25 pm »

Pour it into someone's eyes or nose.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #305 on: April 13, 2014, 08:38:17 pm »

Use the gears inside as throwing stars.

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Kilojoule Proton

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #306 on: April 13, 2014, 08:40:23 pm »

Send its beak into someone's eyes. Instant harm for not one but two creatures!

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« Reply #307 on: April 13, 2014, 09:46:06 pm »

Covertly use it to reinforce a stadium. Wait for market forces to reduce the maintenance budget for the stadium due to its temporarily elevated integrity and then wait for the inevitable collapse.

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Kilojoule Proton

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #308 on: April 13, 2014, 10:36:18 pm »

Give it to a violent drunk and watch from a distance.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #309 on: April 13, 2014, 10:52:02 pm »

Hit someone with it.

Me.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #310 on: April 13, 2014, 11:04:44 pm »

Put you in front of Quote or Curly.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #311 on: April 14, 2014, 12:01:29 am »

Force feed them to someone.

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« Reply #312 on: April 14, 2014, 03:07:25 am »

Memorise it. Repeat it, with absolute sincerity, while still responding in a conventional manner with respect to physical reactions and vocal emphasis, as an interrogation technique, in place of relevant speech.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #313 on: April 14, 2014, 03:19:49 am »

Death Note, fragile canisters of Ebola in every capital on the planet, magma to cover everything should there be survivors.

A speck of dust.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #314 on: April 14, 2014, 04:07:56 am »

Use it to trigger an asthma attack on an asthmatic who forgot their inhaler.

A single sheet of kleenex.
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