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[Lyeos]

Find really depressing anime and play it over and over, forcing someone to question whether life is worth it  until they finally commit suicide.

Insane troll logic.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Use Insane Troll Logic to drive people insane.

Bad Grammar.

[Worldmaster27]

Annoy the Grammar Nazis so bad that they begin killing off all those who don't use correct grammar.

Mispronunciation

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Same as what you did with Bad Grammar.

8-bit Theater.

[Lyeos]

Use the ideas from it, and/or force the Pentecostals Jehovah's Witnesses to read it. Proceed to die from irritation as they try to explain the error of your ways.

Italics.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Those things are sharp!

C.E.R.N.

[Shoruke]

I have it on good authority that the Large Hadron Collider is, in fact, large. Thus, whack someone with it!

...Birdseeds.

[Noel.se]

Bury someone in them.

Bold letters.

[Helgoland]

Send them on a suicide mission.

Harmlessness.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Apply o humans, the leave them in an African savanna.

Fanfiction.

[RAM]

good fanfiction: Replace vital passages with links to TVtropes.
bad:fanfiction: Find troll-infested board, post stating that you "want advice for your novel", apply all suggestions to subject fanfiction, install into mail virus.

A burger.

[Worldmaster27]

That doesn't work. Veggie burgers are already poison

Outdoors

[ICBM pilot]

I think that is already a weapon, if it isn't cause your enemies to develop cave adaptation then force them to go out side.
Magma

[My Name is Immaterial]

Use geothermal energy to research, develop, construct and operate a giant death laser.

A house plant.

[RAM]

A carnivorous plant that looks like a house? How would you 'not' weaponise it?
Convert the plant to rope and leave the whole thing to dry out. drench the soil in petrol, use the and leaves to forge an air-tight seal, set on fire, throw...

AA nice hot cup of tea, a pair of butter-cookies, and an elegant porcelain teapot, cup, and saucer.