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[King Zultan]

You can use time to cause your enemy to age to death, and you can use your god as a reason to start a holy war.

A single wooden bead.

[Mathel]

Trick someone into inhaling it.

A horseshoe crab.

[wierd]

Surreptitiously introduce new genes into the organism that makes its blood unsuitable as a testing substance.

A healthy, balanced diet.

[Eschar]

Become fit enough to defeat your enemies.

A single page of the original manuscript of what is presumed to be Matthew, specifically the bit mentioning a mass resurrection, in Greek.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Use the page to gather an undead army.

A glove.

[Eschar]

It's an artifact glove. Punch someone to death with an unbreakable thus infinitely tough glove.

The *Summa Theologica*. Not a copy of the book, just the text itself.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Give your opponent a killer headache by forcing them to read the entire text.

Two pairs of gnome-sized boots.

[King Zultan]

Put them in a sling shot and shoot them at your enemies.

A button battery.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Give opponent a silver fork and tell opponent to poke battery as hard as is physically possible. You now have one (1) shocked opponent who you can finish off at your leisure.

A lightning rod.

[Eschar]

Wait for appropriate weather, and ground the rod. In you opponent.

Sublime poetry.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Force opponent to read it. Opponent is now questioning their life choices.

A vial of frozen-but-somehow-edible xenon.

[King Zultan]

You make some one eat it and die of suffocation when it freezes to their esophagus.

A feather.

[Mathel]

Put it near a person allergic to it. While they are busy sneezing, clobber them.

A single chihuahua tooth.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Enrage a chihuahua with it and set said chihuahua on opponent.

A piece of cake.

[Eschar]

Use it to lure somebody into an incinerator.

A non-functional pilot light.