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[AzyWng]

Lure someone inside, position yourself on top of the elevator, then open the elevator's vent (the movies and videogames I've seen/watched all have vents atop elevators) and jump on your target/victim, crushing them.

EDIT: The edit button on these forums.

[Eschar]

When anyone responds to your post, retroactively edit it. Continue until tensions rise fatally high between people who have seen different versions of it.

A random Bay12er.

[King Zultan]

Give them some random item and tell them to harm someone with it, they'll figure it out.

A onion.

[Mathel]

Squish it a few cm from someone's face.

Egg yolk.

[KittyTac]

Use a syringe to inject poison into an egg's yolk.

Cotton candy.

[Dunamisdeos]

A thumb tack with no point.

[King Zultan]

A baby could still choke to death if it swallowed it.

An empty cardboard box.

[drilltooth]

Infiltrate the compound of an infamous private military contractor to steal their prototype mecha.


a teacup.

[GPeter]

Poison the teacup and then give it to someone else.

A wallet with no money in it.

[Mathel]

Fill it with sand and bash people in the head with it.

A 1$ bill.

[KittyTac]

Paper cuts.

A mouse (the rodent) (it has to survive).

[King Zultan]

Place it near someone that has a heart condition and is afraid of mice.

A Bean (it has to survive).

[pikachu17]

Plant it so it makes a giant beanstalk, then go up to the clouds and pay the giant money to kill your enemies.

A two-by-four (but you can't just hit them directly with it).

[MoonyTheHuman]

Launch it at a target a few meters from them from space. The resulting explosion should do the trick.

Your own children

[Screech9791]

Get them enlisted in the army when they become adults.

A barrel (Not the explosive kind, I want a creative response, not "shoot the barrel when it's right next to someone you want to kill".)