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[Eschar]

Shove the bleach down someone's throat.

Bay12.

[KittyTac]

Ask them to weaponize something.

Kittens.

[Rockeater]

Put a string infront of the target's face

The concept of boredom

[Enemy post]

Deliver massive doses to a nuclear weapon's crew.

Bizarro #1.

[King Zultan]

Roll it up and beat someone with it.

A, original copy of Spider-Man #1.

[pikachu17]

Sell it, and use the money to buy actual weapons.

A twelve-sided die.

[Puppyguard]

Roll a 1 in a gambling competition for your life.

A twenty-sided die.

[pikachu17]

Play high stakes DnD and have your opponent roll a one.

A chicken.

[Puppyguard]

Enlarge it to the size of a t-rex. Watch as it crushes houses and kills people.

A wad of paper.

[Tilmar13]

Throw it at the strongest guy in the biker bar, then run

An earlobe

[Mathel]

Stuff it into a coin slot, destroying a vending machine. (Preferably not own earlobe)

An eye.

[KittyTac]

Stab the target's eye with a knife.

A kitten (It must survive).

[King Zultan]

Have it push a button that triggers a bomb.

A zebra.

[Dunamisdeos]

Step 1 ) Send cryptic note to target, promising a meeting regarding high intrigue and treasure.
Step 2 ) Hire goons and/or mooks to shadow your target on the way to the location.
Step 3 ) Dress that Zebra in a gray trench coat and a fedora. Place Zebra under stark lighting in a dark area.
Step 4 ) Carefully hide yourself close at hand, use ventriloquism to speak via Zebra.
Step 5 ) Wait for target to trust the Zebra, and ask him to meet you at a hotel room. You'll explain everything, it's too open here.
Step 6 ) Hide in the hotel room bathroom.
Step 7 ) Slowly step out from the shadows, one hand on the Zebra.
Step 8 ) Bludgeon that asshole to death with the Zebra.


A hotel soap. No wait, 3 hotel soaps and a travel shampoo/conditioner.

[Mathel]

Splatter shampoo all over the floor. Put soaps in places likely to step on. Target will slip and hurt himself.

A functional elevator