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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113629 times)

KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2520 on: July 27, 2018, 09:01:56 am »

Bash someone's skull in with it.

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pikachu17

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2521 on: July 27, 2018, 12:34:38 pm »

Stab someone with the Nintendo Switchblade.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2522 on: July 28, 2018, 12:10:36 am »

Throw it at a button that opens a trap door under someone.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2523 on: July 28, 2018, 07:11:26 am »

hold persons head in it and flush

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King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2524 on: July 28, 2018, 10:29:12 am »

Have it hide in a toilet, and stab people in the butt when they try and use it.

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WillowLuman

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2525 on: July 28, 2018, 03:18:55 pm »

The entire contents, intravenously. Or, y'know, hit someone with it.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2526 on: July 28, 2018, 03:28:12 pm »

Give it to someone with a crippling fear of small things.

Three potatoes.
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KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2527 on: July 29, 2018, 10:06:19 am »

Fire them out of a hypersonic potato cannon.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2528 on: July 29, 2018, 10:13:46 am »

Throw hungry kittens at a man's face.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2529 on: July 29, 2018, 10:17:00 am »

You know what else looks like the letter O? A circular saw, decorated to look like the letter O.

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King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2530 on: July 30, 2018, 02:37:56 am »

Drop it on all of your enemies.

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KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2531 on: July 30, 2018, 03:00:39 am »

Drench the foam dart tips in nitroglycerine and fire the gun at the target.

Kittens.
« Last Edit: July 30, 2018, 05:22:45 am by KittyTac »
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2532 on: July 30, 2018, 04:20:42 am »

Leave them lying around in a dangerous place as a tripping hazard

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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2533 on: July 30, 2018, 07:42:39 am »

Force pacifism on the target. Then watch them get killed by a (normal sized) rat.

A suffocated rat

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King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2534 on: July 30, 2018, 07:51:34 am »

Shove it down someones throat.

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