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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113639 times)

Rockeater

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2505 on: April 24, 2018, 08:58:18 am »

Ever heard of hacking?

A modern phone (not connected to the internet)
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2506 on: April 24, 2018, 08:53:44 pm »

As "old-style" phones are usually these giant Motorola phones, a Nokia 3310 classifies as somewhat modern. Use it as a reusable throwing weapon.

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MoonyTheHuman

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2507 on: April 24, 2018, 09:00:26 pm »

Papercuts!

A backronym

RoseHeart

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2508 on: April 24, 2018, 10:55:03 pm »

Disorientation can be deadly while driving. Put the forum games away.

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MoonyTheHuman

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2509 on: April 24, 2018, 11:14:26 pm »

Doesn't mean it can't eatt you still.

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« Reply #2510 on: April 24, 2018, 11:48:00 pm »

Death by heartache after roughly 10 years of unforgettable precious memories.

Bitcoin.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2511 on: April 25, 2018, 01:32:06 am »

Start an extreme, "new-tab-with-an-ad-in-it", aggressive marketing with a dash of hypnosis. Destroy millions of lives and world economics by aggressively marketing this trashy scam.

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King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2512 on: April 25, 2018, 04:11:53 am »

Throw them at people like lawn darts.

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MoonyTheHuman

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2513 on: April 25, 2018, 06:40:42 am »

pushpin + artery -> lots of blood

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2514 on: April 25, 2018, 03:33:33 pm »

Give a gun and a proper tazing to MoonyTheHuman in front of a crowd in school public.

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Leodanny

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2515 on: April 25, 2018, 04:00:23 pm »

Put them around a country, watch everyone starve.


























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King Zultan

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« Reply #2516 on: April 25, 2018, 04:49:13 pm »

Repeat them to someone until they kill themselves.

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Puppyguard

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2517 on: April 25, 2018, 06:06:18 pm »

Beat a person to death with the can. Find a flint and light a fire with the can. Smash the can open on said person's face, empty beans out of can and reshape into metal plate. Place above fire with rocks, place various parts of dead person along with beans into the plate. apply heat for ten minutes and let cool for two minutes.

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KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2518 on: April 25, 2018, 08:17:11 pm »

You mean Roblox? Have someone play it for 2 minutes and then have their IQ drop to 20 as a result of Roblox exposure.

The letter "C".
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King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2519 on: July 27, 2018, 08:48:31 am »

Have one made of lead fall on some one's head.

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