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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113690 times)

GigaGiant

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2385 on: January 21, 2018, 12:28:30 am »
Leave it haphazardly in a critical part of a software company's codebase with no comments, 4 weeks before deadline. IT will commit suicide soon afterward.

A can of diet coke.
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KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2386 on: January 21, 2018, 12:30:47 am »
Improvised explosives.

A flower (it has to survive).
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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2387 on: January 21, 2018, 02:24:08 am »
In its pollenation season, put in in an allergic person's bedroom.

A pitch of flour. (unpoisoned)
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The shield beats the sword.
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KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2388 on: January 21, 2018, 03:03:32 am »
Throw it into someone's eyes to disorient them.

This thing. (no malware)
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KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2389 on: January 23, 2018, 09:13:46 pm »
Bump.
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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2390 on: January 24, 2018, 01:04:10 am »
Bump someone off a cliff.

A regular cave
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2391 on: January 24, 2018, 01:05:36 am »
((Cheeky.))
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Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
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King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2392 on: January 24, 2018, 03:48:35 am »
Trap your enemy inside then cave in the entrance and let them starve.

A stuffed fox.
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KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2393 on: January 24, 2018, 04:03:21 am »
Stuff dynamite inside of it and hand it to some kid as a birthday present.

InfiniCave (again) (no malware).
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Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2394 on: January 24, 2018, 04:07:02 am »
Get it too popular, so that anyone, who is not a fan of it is targeted by bullies.

A dead fish.
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

wierd

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2395 on: January 24, 2018, 04:09:17 am »
Blend the dead fish into refined fish emulsion.

Use said emulsion to grow yersinia pestis, then construct remote activated aerosol sprayer loaded with the cultured emulsion.

Place the aerosol sprayer in a crowded new york subway, near the airport.


One rubber clown nose. (any color.)
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TalonisWolf

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2396 on: January 24, 2018, 11:14:52 pm »
Choke on it, or use to terrify people afraid of clowns.

Common Sense.
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KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2397 on: January 24, 2018, 11:17:27 pm »
Common sense leads me to think that this person needs to be killed. Let's get at it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2398 on: January 25, 2018, 06:47:53 am »
Add spoilers to a car, untill it is has so much drag and is so heavy, that it practicaly can not move. Alternatively, post spoilers for the Necronomicon.

A sanitized dead mouse.
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2399 on: January 25, 2018, 06:56:03 am »
Hide it in some thing that when opened will hopefully scare some one to death.

One small plastic pellet.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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