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[Eschar]

Throw someone at high velocity so that their head's trajectory intersects with the invariant droplet. The droplet can't move, so the matter in their head must.

The First Wallfacer (who, by the way, is dead.)

[IndigoFenix]

The dead Wallfacer was the only one who knew how to stop a weapon from being created.

A 3x3 millimeter cube of subcutaneous rhinoceros collagen.

[Eschar]

Feed it to prototype nanosites. Use research from the prototypes to take over the world.

One (1) angry lawyer.

[TalonisWolf]

Give to Evil Megacorp to inflict upon their enemies.

One (1) Pacifist Intern

[Eschar]

Let him intern in your opponent country's defense contractor.

One (1) speck of dust.

[Puppyguard]

Use it to add the teeny tiny bit of extra mass to an asteroid needed for it to be pulled into the sun's gravitational pull and slingshot into the earth.

One million (1,000,000) termites.

[King Zultan]

Release them in several different houses.

Three (3) books.

[KittyTac]

Use as blunt weapons.

A search engine (malware-free, as always).

[Puppyguard]

Use it to figure out how to properly milk a poisonous spider, then get enough poison to tip a knife and stab someone with it.

One (1) floppy disk.

[Mathel]

Put a terrible malware on it.

Fifteen (15) cookies

[KittyTac]

Poison the cookies and feed them to the enemy.

An emoticon

[wierd]

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Get one of those "easy button" desktop toys. Inside, place a vial of compressed cyanide gas (anhydrous), such that when the button is pushed down with the palm, the vial will shatter, releasing the compressed contents.  On top of the button, plaster a sticker of a "Laugh Out Loud" emoticon, with the text "Stressed out? I have the answer!" written playfully along the circumference.


Leave it on a desk in a crowded cube farm.  (Dark humor--- When it eventually gets pressed, and kills everyone in the room with a chemically suffocating cloud of death, it will cheerily assert "That was easy!")


Next up:  3 pine nuts.

[King Zultan]

Use a slingshot to shoot them in to eyes of some one whose driving some thing.

Next up: 1 acorn.

[Maximum Spin]

Step 1: hide acorn on victim.
Step 2: release angry squirrel.

A mighty grape tree.

[wierd]

Use it to ship phylloxera root parasite to a region that depends on viticulture for its economic prosperity.

Next up:
One angstrom of carbon fiber.