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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113748 times)

Rolan7

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2280 on: December 28, 2017, 06:52:38 pm »
Like ya, the dudes and me were talking, those guys over there?  Lame as hell, right?  Tote'ly disrespectin, saying all sorts of things, like they do.  So we were planning to head over later, you know, to "talk" to them.  Ya in, bra?

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2281 on: December 29, 2017, 12:58:40 am »
Beat some one to death with it.

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TalonisWolf

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2282 on: December 29, 2017, 02:05:02 am »
It's amazing what a gift card gets you in an Army Surplus Store.

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KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2283 on: December 29, 2017, 02:23:09 am »
Make someone wonder how they beached a submarine in the Sahara Desert, then strangle them while they're at it.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2284 on: December 29, 2017, 09:44:21 am »
Light it on fire and put the !!stick!! on the chair on which they are currently trying to sit down.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2285 on: December 29, 2017, 09:55:18 am »
Get the soap in someone's eye (That hurts and is very disorienting), then strangle to death while they're distracted.

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Carefulrogue

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2286 on: December 29, 2017, 02:46:50 pm »
Swing it around your head, faster and faster.  Basically mace and chain. 

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2287 on: December 29, 2017, 02:51:03 pm »
Serious choking hazard.

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King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2288 on: December 29, 2017, 06:34:25 pm »
Fill it with orange colored poison.

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2289 on: December 29, 2017, 08:23:39 pm »


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2290 on: December 29, 2017, 10:41:09 pm »
Get it in someone's eye, then while they're distracted, kill however you see fit.

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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2291 on: December 29, 2017, 11:57:26 pm »
Break it and use the broken silicon chip as a rudimentary stabbing implement, a.k.a a Shiv.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2292 on: December 30, 2017, 12:01:24 am »
Pack a computer virus with it.

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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2293 on: December 30, 2017, 03:52:40 am »
Scare a kinophobe with it.

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Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2294 on: December 30, 2017, 03:30:53 pm »
Meet the Fluor Corporation, an multinational engineering and construction firm "did projects related to the Manhattan Project" according to Wikipedia. They only built "cooling towers and other facilities" for it, but they built stuff for the program that invented nukes.

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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 06, 2018, 09:01:37 pm
TalonisWolf has claimed the title of Sig-forger the Burning Champion of Lime Green!
GENERATION 32:
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