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[Puppyguard]

Give them cloaks and forged letters from the mayor inviting them into every household.

A cookie (it can't be poisoned.)

[Maximum Spin]

Install it in your victim's web browser to track his internet secrets for blackmail purposes.

A baron.

[Liquefied Spleens]

Use his not unconsiderable power to gather up some workers and materials, to create a small think tank. Then, using the collective knowledge and money of the baron, develop a sophisticated manner of throwing something at very high speeds over a long distance.
Use the baron as ammunition for the newly created trebuchet. Call it the Unfortunate Accident Generator 5.2, now with added damage.


A sentient and extremely friendly marshmallow.

[King Zultan]

Tell him the best place to hug some one inside there lungs.

A fake knife.

[Mathel]

Arm someone with it and send them against someone with a real one. (Assisted suicide)

A dry towel.

[KittyTac]

Shove it down someone's throat.

Bay12 Forums (They have to be malware-free).

[Magistrum]

Present it to someone and wait them to die of thirst after whitdrawing from society to reasearch some obscure bug/feature.


A paper box.

[TalonisWolf]

Force it down someone's throat and let them choke on it.

A barrel full of sanitized dandruff.

[SOLDIER First]

Force it down someone's throat and let them choke on it.

A barrel full of unsanitized dandruff

[Puppyguard]

Smash it through someone's head with maximum force.

An empty wooden barrel.

[Maximum Spin]

Convince your victim to climb in by claiming that the barrel is meant as a prize for whoever can fit completely into it, then put something heavy on top and shove it in a disused closet.

An empty gun barrel (no gun attached).

[Mathel]

Use as a blowgun to shoot darts at your enemy.

A statue of a tank

[KittyTac]

Drop it on someone or intimidate someone with it, claiming it as a real tank.

A small toy tank.

[Puppyguard]

Sharpen the barrel then use it to stab someone's eye out.

A wall.

[Sir Elventide]

Collapse it on an unsuspecting schmuck.

A bra.