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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113766 times)

AzyWng

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2175 on: October 03, 2017, 08:30:12 am »

Break it.


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pikachu17

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2176 on: October 04, 2017, 10:13:06 am »

Sic' 'em boy!

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2177 on: October 04, 2017, 01:38:34 pm »

Use it as a design to make the world's largest airhorn. Kill people by making them bleed to death through their ears.

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pikachu17

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2178 on: October 05, 2017, 06:58:59 pm »

Hay fever!

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2179 on: October 05, 2017, 09:15:20 pm »

Coat the inside with cyanide and discreetly swap someone's drinking straw with it.

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King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2180 on: October 06, 2017, 07:12:37 am »

Pull it over someones mouth and nose.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2181 on: October 06, 2017, 08:38:18 am »

Create a very loud noise while opening it in atmosphere.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2182 on: October 10, 2017, 08:06:09 am »

Bash the targets head in with the jar.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2183 on: October 11, 2017, 08:54:03 am »

That thing where she summons a big sword and then it oneshots things.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2184 on: October 13, 2017, 09:46:23 am »

Annoy the people so hard with your "Nazi" label, that they'll turn into actual ones. They may go for you first, though.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2185 on: October 13, 2017, 11:14:07 am »

Make him spread large amounts of misinformation to a vast audience of pe -- oh wait he's doing that already.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2186 on: October 13, 2017, 01:32:58 pm »

Kick into someone's crotch.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2187 on: October 13, 2017, 04:53:56 pm »

Kick it into a nascent riot; watch chaos erupt among the angered rioters.

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AzyWng

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2188 on: October 14, 2017, 12:03:20 pm »

Pour it on a valuable piece of electronics.

A cell phone.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2189 on: October 14, 2017, 03:38:49 pm »

Write a suite of dangerous malware. Hold the world's infrastructure hostage and inform them of your demands via cheap cell phones.

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