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[RoseHeart]

Teach it the nuke deactivation code while it is alive

Salty cotton candy

[Paxiecrunchle]

Leave as is as the previous suggestion seems like cheating to me, I gave you a parrot while it was already dead.

Fakedit: launch the cotton candy into a skyscraper at near light speed, watch the whole are be torn to shreds.

Real edit: A single Photon.

[Puppyguard]

Use space magics and it to kill the parrot that has the nuke deactivation codes.

A comb.

[King Zultan]

Make the teeth razor sharp send them to all the salons and barbershops.

A phone book.

[Mathel]

Give it to the person with the deadnote.

A dead fish.

[TalonisWolf]

Fling dead fish with catapult to spread disease to your enemy.

Oreos

[pikachu17]

Let him eat the Oreo. The last Oreo in the entire omniverse.  Then he kills himself because there are no more Oreas.

A bullhorn

[Puppyguard]

Sharpen it with a whetstone and stab someone's eyes out with it.

A desktop computer frame.

[bloop_bleep]

Put computer back in frame, hack nuclear power plant with it.

A Raspberry Pi Zero.

[pikachu17]

While they are wondering why it is called "Zero", you can sneak up and stab them with a sword.

A Tonka toy truck.

[King Zultan]

Put it on some poorly lit stairs.

Underpants

[GigaGiant]

Hide some razors in it and put it in some poor sap's underwear drawer.

A single Appleseed

[Paxiecrunchle]

Grow it into an apple tree and use those apples as sonic speed projectiles, that is build a gun around the apples.

A single drop of water.

[Puppyguard]

Infect it with the most dangerous waterborne pathogen known to man, and put it in a major city's water supply.

Air.

[wierd]

Remove it.

ALL of it.

From the whole planet.


a single grain of sugar.