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[TalonisWolf]

Misplace one while programming the failsafe mechanism of a doomsday device.

A piece of gum, some lint, 20$ Canadian and two dead batteries.

[Gwolfski]

Assemble into replica of makeshift c4 bomb. Give to target before entering airport

A plane.

[Mathel]

Hit a building with it. Preferably have it filled with impact triggered explosives beforehand.

A severed hand

[bloop_bleep]

Become a necromancer. Animate hand and strangle somebody with it.

A breeding pair of horses.

[RoseHeart]

Plenty of people get harmed by horses. And these ones are extra excited.

Peanutbutter raygun

[wierd]

The beam turns anything it is projected at into peanut butter.

This includes such things as:
Warships
Airplanes
Tanks
Personnel carriers
...
Reservoirs
Houses
Hospitals
...

Basically, anything except peanut butter. (this includes the air in the path of the ray, which turns into little globules of peanut butter that fall out of the air.)

Shooting it at peanut butter causes wholly unpredictable effects, most often happening at the site of the raygun itself.  This has led to the use of "government" peanut butter (the kind that has had all the oil pressed out of it, making it nearly inedible) as a spreadable anti-ray armor to combat the use of the peanutbutter raygun during hostile action.



New entry:

Shovelware

[TalonisWolf]

Replace all video games with accounting shovelware, watch mobs wreak havoc, , profit!

A pay stub.

[Imic]

Stuff it down someone's throat, pull it out their eye, mangle their chest with it, win lots of !!FUN!!.
!!FUN!!

[Puppyguard]

!!!STEELFBS!!!

A thin piece of finger nail.

[Mathel]

Put it in someone's eye.

A planet

[wierd]

step 1) cover it in carbon black, to make its albedo very low.
step 2), set it on a collision course with the earth, starting in the outer solar system.
step 3) assure that insertion path does not cause major gravitational wobble in other planetary orbits.
step 4) name it Nibiru
Step 5) talk about it online incessantly, assuring that no reputable scientists will bother looking for it.

Reddit

[SOLDIER First]

Let r/incels have free reign of the world. They'll kill us all in a decade, tops.

The absence of nothingness.

[pikachu17]

The entire universe is filled with stuff. Everything is crushed.

A Nerf gun.

[Imic]

Shoot someone with it for 9 years, at which point their skull will collapse.
A medieval city

[Paxiecrunchle]

Drop modern firearms into its peasant class  en masse.

A dead parrot.