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[BlitzDungeoneer]

Place someone in that instant.

Dividing by 1.

[Cattani]

You have 8 candies and 8 friends. Then you divide by 1.
You're so fucking selfish!
Selfishness is followed by narcissism and superiority complex, excellent traits of a warlord or dictator.
Become a dictator and murder the opposition!

A drawbridge linked to no trigger.

[Lyeos]

Make a poorly constructed drawbridge, causing it to collapse randomly as someone passes over it. Bonus points if it's over a pit of vipers.


An excellent song.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Twist it using the eldritch forces of the universe into Justin Bieber's 'Baby'. Use said eldritch forces to have the song play in someone's head for all eternity.

One Piece. (the manga)

[aattss]

Slap someone on the face with it until said person dies

Obama (the president)

[Lyeos]

Slap someone in the face with him until said person dies.

Super Plump Helmet Man.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Throw it at someone's head.

!!SCIENCE!!

[Lyeos]

!!SCIENCE!! is already weaponized. No effort needed.

The easy button.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Replay it over and over in someone's head until they go insane.

Anti-matter

[Worldmaster27]

Cook it into a pie, and give it to someone to eat.

~~~~~/\~~~~~

[Cattani]

You just killed ME with that due to CONFUSION!

Santa Claus.

[Worldmaster27]

((It was a shark.))
Stop him from giving all the kids presents; all the parents everywhere go deaf from the whining.

Shark

[Lyeos]

Give it lasers.

A smile.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Stretch it out, a la Cheshire Cat, then use it to bite someone's head off.

Black Mage Evilwizardington.

[Lyeos]

Lock him in a room with Fighter McWarrior.

A Blue Mage.