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[Screech9791]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgthytuhqdbb the next posrwerer wuth tff

The keyboard fuckup I just made.

[Gwolfski]

transmit it to a nuke silo, reulting in an emergency launch.

A disarmed nuke

[Ultimuh]

Thing is still heavy. Launch it at people.



An inert atom.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Swap it out with a very significant one in someone's body.

A friendly hug from a two year old.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Each of the bubbles has a drop of nitroglycerin placed inside it. Makes for an explosively !!fun!!! Party.

-An isolated termite queen, A nitrogen filled balloon and a piece of cotton gauze.

[Mathel]

Attach the queen with gause to the balloon, which is large enough to lift itself the gauze and the queen. (Nitrogen is slightly lighter than air.)
Release this contraption in a room.
Then wait in that room, until someone is directly under it and pop the balloon with a dart.
The person under it will surely freak out from the popping sound and having a termite queen on their head.

5m³ of non-poisoned air.

[SOLDIER First]

Removing it from someone's lungs.

Someone's skin cells.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Grow them into a sheet in a massive Petri dish type contraption, then dry it out and use the sheet of human leather to slap the next person you meet.

A dehydrated dandelion poof.

[RoseHeart]

As it wafts past the distracted driver crashes. As they crawl out of the wreckage they dont notice the seeds landing on their open wound. They die of a blood clot complication in the small veins of their brain.

BRAINZ

[Sir Elventide]

Have an army of grammar Nazis shoot up anyone who spell brains with a 'z'

Good grammar.

[Ultimuh]

Make a religion out of it.


Bad grammar.

[Powder Miner]

Piss off those grammar nazis from earlier and get the hell out of dodge before they kill you as well as all the collateral damage you wanted.

The letter W.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Ninjad!

Include it in the transcripts of nuclear weopons related transcripts, leading to terrible governmental mistakes and possibly country wide destruction.

Cuteness.

"W" Replaces All M's and M's all W's leading to mass confusion and hysteria, in the midst of the chaos riots break out and one fellow gets beaten to death when everyone suddenly believes that Mitch  is a witch.

An unnaccelerated, dead duckling and a plastic shovel of moderate (smaller than an adult forearm) side.

[Mathel]

The duckling is already weaponized, because there is always acceleration on an orbit.

The duckling stops accelerating on midday, drilling trough earth slowly, as it keeps its direction, tangental to earths orbit, while earth orbits. It beheads someone on the other side of the earth. Meanwhile you cudgel someone to death with the shovel.

A dry empty sock.

[RoseHeart]

Due to a translation error an astronaut's "dehydrated sandwhiches" are replace with dry socks. She tries to tough it out but the sock meals prove insufficiently nutritious.

A sandwhich