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[RoseHeart]

The cultural impact inspires DYI lightsabers of occasionally questionable safety wielded by doubiously tactful jedi wannabies. Bad things.

A jelly bean

[Rolan7]

Have you not played A Boy and His Blob?

A keyring.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Sharpen slightly, carefully conceal in food, someone will slowly choke in great pain if they consume it. Even if extracted successfully they will probably cough up blood for months.

Successful Diplomacy.

[RoseHeart]

"We the Martians sympothize for the Plutonians' second class citizenship and we have joined forces to elimimate the pewny Earthlings."

A space elevator

[Mathel]

Cut it in 3/4 and watch the gravity do the rest.

An unbreakable lightbulb

[bloop_bleep]

Take a plane to the stratosphere and drop  the bulb on top of a large crowd.

A cardboard box.

[RoseHeart]

Fire it from a railgun mounted mech piloted by a supersoldier clone.

Daddy issues

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Useful psychological impulse to perform actual harm.

Shark plush toy.

[Sir Elventide]

When completely drenched, even a shark plushie can be used to suffocate someone.

Dwarves

[RoseHeart]

"When asked about the tragic mass suffocation by cat swarms, the elves simply stated: DWARVES!"

A swarm of?

[Mathel]

The flying question marks hook people into the air and then drop them.

A swarm of fruit bats.

[TalonisWolf]

They scare someone who eventually becomes Batman.

An God of De-Weaponization

[Imic]

Piss him off and have him de weaponize you, until you're just a brain siting on the ground.
My avatar?

[RoseHeart]

Have them battle in an avatar thread, then go on an adventure with other avatars in a perilous land.

Next poster's avatar.

[Gwolfski]

Apply dwarven horned helm pointy side to brain.

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