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[TalonisWolf]

Use whatever they're perturbed about to slowly and insidiously plant doubts in their beliefs until they become the very thing they once feared. Alternatively, they're a racist pacifist who passes a law forbidding those space snails from procreating, leaving them to slowly die out.

Space Snail Nation Against Infringing on Liberties (S.S.N.A.I.L)

[Sir Elventide]

Have a xenophobic purifier race bully them so much that they go full militant and begin eradicating them

Stellaris

[Paxiecrunchle]

-turn the game into reality, basically having one person able to wage interstellar war surely won't end well.

If you mean the disc itself, than just accelerate it past the speed of sound.

If neither is allowed then modify the game to steal the players credit card numbers upon download.

.....


A Toothless Pacifistic Paraplegic with no political power.

[Screech9791]

Kill the TPP, then use the leather to make a noose, and-

this is going to far

A LEPIN (chinese lego bootleg) brick

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Knock off or no its still Lego, Litter the floor and make people walk across it barefoot and blindfolded.

Lemmings.

[Ultimuh]

Need I even explain more?


Actual real-life lemmings.

[RoseHeart]

Turns out they are giant beings who continually crush lesser ones(such as humans) without any awareness of it.

//Whoops, was for S.S.N.A.I.L., lemmings:

Death by falling(from cliff) rodents!


Used car salesman

[OceanSoul]

Rig a bomb to the engine of some clunker he's going to try and sell. Cop's will think it exploded on its own for being so worn out.

"See how comfortable the leather is? Anyway, it may not look like it, but this baby can really purr".

"PER-BOOMM!"

For my weapon...I'm going to be trollish. Whatever was mentioned as the weapon in the 987th reply to this thread, but purple.

[Puppyguard]

Me.

Strap a bomb to Blitz and send Blitz to find the poster of reply 2076.

For my weapon... the weapon of reply 1000th, but blue.

[RoseHeart]

Blue Murder.

Giant Insects take over the planet.


A wet paperbag.

[Sir Elventide]

Fill it with lime and pour the substance and the weak acid onto someone's face, Watch it melt.

Chemistry

[Mathel]

Realise that lime is a base rather than acid. Then, in an enclosed room full with people, first combine H₃PO₅ with  Mg, then light the room on fire, because it is filled with hydrogen.

Geography.

[RoseHeart]

"Thanks" says Thanos. Who then hurls all of it.


Astral Projection

[pikachu17]

Project someone's soul out of their body, then destroy the body.

Spock.

[Sir Elventide]

Destroy his homeworld again and kill Captain Kirk in front of him. It is surprising how powerful he can be if pissed off.

Star Wars