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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113688 times)

Puppyguard

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2025 on: August 26, 2017, 04:31:18 pm »

Put them in someone's lungs.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2026 on: August 26, 2017, 05:59:13 pm »

Kill people with the legion of Urist McRedshirts housed in the forums.

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Sir Elventide

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2027 on: August 26, 2017, 06:32:18 pm »

Congratulations! You are now trapped in the wonderful world of Rimworld where you'd just landed in the middle of a swarm of mechanoids. What's left of you can fill a medicine cup.

A desire to bitch slap the Hulk.
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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2028 on: August 27, 2017, 12:39:18 am »

Allow them act upon it.

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Sir Elventide

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2029 on: August 27, 2017, 12:44:09 am »

Fill it with gunpowder then tell a pyromaniac convention that whoever burns it up first gets the grand prize.

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Paxiecrunchle

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2030 on: August 27, 2017, 03:59:10 am »

Lace his drinks with some concoction that releases inhibitions and produces a desire for violence, his body might be indestructible but his mind...not so much.


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2031 on: August 27, 2017, 07:22:37 am »

Turns out it was a Chinchilla of Caerbannog and is promptly used to tear someones throat out.

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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2032 on: August 27, 2017, 10:40:21 am »

Make them fall in love with something inappropriate. Like fire. Or magma. Or polar bear.

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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Paxiecrunchle

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2033 on: August 27, 2017, 12:41:46 pm »

Have it fly into someone's lung. Or just accelerate it to be faster than a bullet.

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Sir Elventide

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2034 on: August 27, 2017, 01:53:35 pm »

Infect it with small pox. Diseases don't count as brewed poisons.

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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2035 on: August 28, 2017, 12:18:16 am »

Tell them the truth about it.

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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

Gwolfski

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2036 on: August 28, 2017, 07:00:17 am »

Blunt paper? Use it to start a fire. !!BURN!! the heretic!

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Paxiecrunchle

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2037 on: August 28, 2017, 07:05:17 am »

Import it into Modern Europe, watch them find "heretics everywhere " and start a new war.  For more !!Fun!! Import into modern North America.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2038 on: August 28, 2017, 08:42:46 am »

Put it on the floor in a convenient place so the victim trips on it and falls into a pit of spikes.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2039 on: August 28, 2017, 12:59:36 pm »

The painting is of Cthulhu, the Elder God. Victim goes insane and dies

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