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[Khan Boyzitbig]

Let it sprout then force feed someone the potato. (Potatoes are related to Deadly Nightshade btw)

A rug.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Dip it in alcohol and have a remote controlled device ignite it when walked upon or grabbed.


A sea sponge, a living specimen for extra challenge no additional toxins may be added as that's gotten way too boring.

[Mathel]

Put in water full of microorganisms, so it devours them.

A single decompiled virus of flu.

[Helgoland]

Recompile and insert a computer virus, then release into the wild. When scientists sequence the genome of the infectious agent, they will unwittingly cause the demise of the internet, killing millions and setting back civilization by about 200 years.


Set theory.

[Sir Elventide]

Kill them all with mathematics!

Water.

[CABL]

So many ways of weaponizing it; from waterbending and waterboarding, to throwing someone into it, then turning it into a solid state (aka turn it into ice).

Pancake.

[RoseHeart]

"I can show you the wo---"

*OUT OF FUEL*

//Crap, that was for rug, pancake:

Feed them a delicious non-poisoned, healthy pancake. The BEST pancake. The pancake that makes everything else in life meaningless. Then don't give them another one. They will go insane, mad, and die from unspecified means which I cannot describe within this forum's ethical guidelines.



Immortality

[Puppyguard]

Give it to someone. Anyone. They'll become depressed from their friends dying of old age over and over so they'll try to kill themselves by exploding the earth, and take everyone else with them.

A massive crab that refuses to harm anyone.

[pikachu17]

Push it off a cliff, onto your enemies. *squash*
An unused diaper.

[Sir Elventide]

Strangle someone with it. At least your hands will still be clean.

Puns

[Ultimuh]

Tell them to dads.


A dot.

[RoseHeart]

Shine one on an ant(or bigger one for bigger target) with sufficient magnification.

2+2

[Sir Elventide]

Beat two guys to death with two corpses. How many bodies are left will be your answer.

Gruesome math

[Eschar]

Simple: it's also known as the Object Testing Arena.

NetHack.

[wierd]

build a real dungeon of doom, and put people inside it.

Butterflies