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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113661 times)

Sir Elventide

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1980 on: August 19, 2017, 05:27:39 pm »

Denying the existence of a bunch of people actually makes them cease to exist.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1981 on: August 19, 2017, 06:04:52 pm »

Pummel them with the library of words and definitions using such a multitude of varied methods and terrifying techniques that they desire for the bruising and bashing of paper against their delicate skin to end, but finish it with a swift demise!

A cup of milk.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1982 on: August 19, 2017, 10:49:20 pm »

Mix in copious amounts of Mira-lax and give it to an unsuspecting lactose intolerant schmuck and watch him succumb to diarrhea and dehydration.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1983 on: August 23, 2017, 02:03:08 pm »

Take their milk and blame it on your enemies, watch the rampage and hope it doesn't backfire.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1984 on: August 23, 2017, 02:10:50 pm »

See: the plot of Star Trek Into Darkness.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1985 on: August 23, 2017, 03:41:29 pm »

SUPER BLOOD, JIM. (Jim dies again from a mismatched blood type transfusion)

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1986 on: August 23, 2017, 06:52:11 pm »

Too bad that your victims didn't get the chance to fight alongside Neo; they died from stray bullets in the Matrix

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1987 on: August 24, 2017, 01:19:30 am »

ES Dragonborn, or D&D Dragonborn?
Either way, send them at your enemy. If ES Dragonborn, also have them shout.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1988 on: August 24, 2017, 01:30:55 am »

Why kill your enemies when you can kill them and trap them inside a huge soul gem forever?

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1989 on: August 24, 2017, 02:12:08 am »

Ice that is on fire whilst being a laser. (Ah, custom spell crafting.)

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1990 on: August 24, 2017, 02:14:33 am »

Zombify someone, then stick them in a timemachine. Feed them their past self.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1991 on: August 24, 2017, 02:18:11 am »

Make a sane man read it.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1992 on: August 24, 2017, 02:22:55 am »

Put a boomstick inside. Close. Send.

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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1993 on: August 24, 2017, 02:24:50 am »

Put him in charge.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1994 on: August 24, 2017, 03:24:31 am »

Drown someone in jelly.
That makes sense.

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