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[TalonisWolf]

Lift it with a crane, and drop it on someone.


A field of wheat.
A cornfield.

There is a reason cornfields appear in cheesy horror movies-chase someone in, light the field on fire, and maintain a perimeter.

A Carebear

[Sir Elventide]

Transform it into its terrifying counterpart: an Intensive Carebear, and unleash it on an unsuspecting populace.

A Porcelain Doll

[Ultimuh]

Grind the porcelain into dust, then pour it into an asthmatic's inhaler.


Good intentions.

[Derpy Dev]

Throw them away. I mean, the road to hell's paved with them. Can't trust the stuff. So kill with no good intentions.

A bookmark.

[Sir Elventide]

Write a biography about your victims' lives then mark the place with a bookmark where you finally kill them... or you could just slit their throats with it. I mean, laminated paper are surprisingly sharp.

Teddy bear.

[Mathel]

Launch it out of a potato gun.

"plop" sound

[Derpy Dev]

Use it to lure them into a dark alley.

An unloaded gun (I think it's cheating to just load it  )

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Pistol whip someone with it.

The Holy Grail.

[Mathel]

Put poison in it.

The holly grail.

[heydude6]

It already has poison in it.

The hole-y grail

[Mathel]

Put the antidote in it.

The unholy grail. (No more poison please)

[Sir Elventide]

It has a curse placed on it that sends the owner into a murderous rage.

A map.

[Derpy Dev]

Make it lead to the Holly Grail, which the victim then drinks from because victims are stupid.

A car without gas.

[Mathel]

People suffocate inside. (Air is a mixture of gasses.)

Being literal.

[Eschar]

One can exhibit literalness, but it is simply an abstract characteristic, so you can't be literal, and ...
So, turn someone into literalness. They are now an abstract quality, not a person.

Quining.