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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113648 times)

CABL

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1950 on: August 18, 2017, 03:40:59 am »
Customer: "I want to buy this game."
Gamestop employee: "Sure, would you like to buy a DLC for this game only for 20.00 dollars? It's really good."
Customer: "No thanks, I want to b--"
Gamestop employee: "Or better yet, buy the game and get Halo Wars for Xbox 360 only for 14.99"
Customer: Umm, no, I just want to--"
Gamestop employee: "Would you like to buy artbook for this game only for 9.99 dollars"
Customer: "NO, SHUT-UP, SHUT-UP, SHUT-UP!"
Gamestop employee: "We also have this official strategy guide only for 4.99 doll--"
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BREAKING NEWS: Angry gamer gone on rampage in one of Gamestop stores! 1 man died, three got severe injuries.

Plot twist.
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Pounded in the Butt by my own Government... oh wait, that's real life.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1951 on: August 18, 2017, 03:57:31 am »
Have a really stupid one.

Standard X-COM (original) issue pistol.
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

Khan Boyzitbig

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1952 on: August 18, 2017, 05:38:25 am »
Give it to someone and tell them to shoot the sectopod.

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Milk for the Khorneflakes!

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1953 on: August 18, 2017, 09:50:26 am »
Roll it onto someone like it's Katamari Damancy.

An XCOM Mind Probe.
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Sir Elventide

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1954 on: August 18, 2017, 10:17:29 am »
Probe the mind of a sex-crazed degenerate and air the footage on CNN and watch most of the world's population become brain dead.

Cancer
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Glass

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1955 on: August 18, 2017, 10:20:40 am »
Give to all your friends!

A sectoid corpse.
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Sir Elventide

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1956 on: August 18, 2017, 12:14:54 pm »
While the X-Com scientists are performing an autopsy, order a living sectoid to sneak close enough to mind control its corpse and witness the carnage unfolding.

Mr. T
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1957 on: August 18, 2017, 12:28:27 pm »
Make sure your target is a fool.

Overused memes.
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Ultimuh

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1958 on: August 18, 2017, 01:04:06 pm »
Repeat them ad infinum.


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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1959 on: August 18, 2017, 02:05:08 pm »
Empty near someone without imunity system.

An original X-Com medikit
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

Sir Elventide

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1960 on: August 18, 2017, 02:12:12 pm »
Use it as a club to commit medically induced homicide.

19th century surgical techniques.
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Puppyguard

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1961 on: August 18, 2017, 03:08:29 pm »
Replace them with 1st century surgical techniques and set them as the globally accepted techniques for surgery.

A watch.
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Sir Elventide

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1962 on: August 18, 2017, 03:36:47 pm »
Beat your enemies to death with it and note the time of their deaths!

A magic school bus.
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Puppyguard

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1963 on: August 18, 2017, 06:37:44 pm »
Run someone over.

An unmagical school bus without wheels.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1964 on: August 18, 2017, 07:03:46 pm »
Lift it with a crane, and drop it on someone.


A field of wheat.
A cornfield.
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