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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 115606 times)

Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1830 on: July 22, 2017, 01:40:57 am »

Burn someone's house down with them.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1831 on: July 22, 2017, 02:02:24 am »

Pass the blame to another guy, so death sentence

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1832 on: July 22, 2017, 08:34:00 am »

Genetically engineer chickens so that they lay poisonous eggs, then make those eggs into an eggroll.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1833 on: July 22, 2017, 10:12:19 am »

Somebody else would suggest the obvious...that we turn it into some form of overly complicated mecha, but I simply suggest that we attach rockets to the base and fill the damn thing with explosives...nothing more American than a cruise missile/statue of liberty.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1834 on: July 22, 2017, 01:29:38 pm »

Bore people...  TO DEATH!

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1835 on: July 22, 2017, 01:32:26 pm »

Smother someone in a raven's rear end while they're farting.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1836 on: July 22, 2017, 07:39:44 pm »

Bored to death.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1837 on: July 22, 2017, 07:42:54 pm »

Bore them to death with a long lecture about Godwin's law.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1838 on: July 25, 2017, 09:59:14 am »

Drop it on someone. Try hitting them edge-first for more damage.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1839 on: July 25, 2017, 10:35:23 am »

Turn it into a movie full of dark themes that silently eggs you to kill yourself

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1840 on: July 25, 2017, 11:15:46 am »

Make him hit your enemies with a dead wolf.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1841 on: July 25, 2017, 11:23:10 am »

Luna as in the moon, right?
Mount a giant laser cannon on it. A bit overused, but it's a classic. Everyone loves celestial objects with laser cannons on them.


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1842 on: July 25, 2017, 11:40:53 am »

Force someone to drink 100 bottles of it. Watch as the drinker dies from sugar overdose.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1843 on: July 25, 2017, 12:07:36 pm »

Confuse someone to death with the weird spelling from an english standpoint.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1844 on: July 25, 2017, 01:58:25 pm »

Throw him at people.

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